Reply to: Who you'd like to meet the most/least on here!

[Diestl]

Quite unlike the French birds, with thier weekly baths and hairy armpits ... or the Italians mamas who looks good up until they hit 21, then it all goes pear shaped, literally, and they turn into to mustcheod harpies that turn out overly pampered sons.

Actually, I like women with a bit of spark who know how to have a laugh. Saying that I like the really femine kind too. Good job I married one ;-)

Yeah a nice scots girl, who at 14 had 4 kids and a celtic tracksuit, im betting thats your wife.

[xoggoth]

It was entirely predictable. From me anyway.

[SallyAnne]

I've never heard that. I would much rather

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<gets excited by imagination>

[xoggoth]

I'll spit in your drink when you go for a wee" - surely you's have said that before?!

I've never heard that. I would much rather

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[The Lone Gunman]

I have had people tell me it is rather like boarding school, except better.

That would depend on your definition of better. It also depends on the category of the nick.

[threaded]

The prison thing gets a bite every time. I have used it on a number of contracts. I may explain my 18 months in HMP Lancaster some day, but not just yet.
I would like to say that some of the posters on this board have some strange ideas about prison, prisoners and conditions.

I have had people tell me it is rather like boarding school, except better.

[snaw]

The prison thing gets a bite every time. I have used it on a number of contracts. I may explain my 18 months in HMP Lancaster some day, but not just yet.
I would like to say that some of the posters on this board have some strange ideas about prison, prisoners and conditions.

Business or (HM) pleasure?

[SallyAnne]

The prison thing gets a bite every time. I have used it on a number of contracts. I may explain my 18 months in HMP Lancaster some day, but not just yet.
I would like to say that some of the posters on this board have some strange ideas about prison, prisoners and conditions.

Some of the posters on this board have some strange ideas about all sorts of things!

No problem

[The Lone Gunman]

Are you going to explain the prison thing then LG? or do you want to leave it?

The prison thing gets a bite every time. I have used it on a number of contracts. I may explain my 18 months in HMP Lancaster some day, but not just yet.
I would like to say that some of the posters on this board have some strange ideas about prison, prisoners and conditions.

[SallyAnne]

I was planning to wipe my knob round the rim of his glass too.

Are you going to explain the prison thing then LG? or do you want to leave it?

[SallyAnne]

Yes.

I wouldn't really spit in someones drink!!!

Its just a phrase, meaning "oh, when your back's turned..."

"I'll spit in your drink when you go for a wee" - surely you's have said that before?!

We're so different...

[The Lone Gunman]

no luv,

it was the spitting in the beer which turned me off

Milan.

I was planning to wipe my knob round the rim of his glass too.

[SallyAnne]

no luv,

it was the spitting in the beer which turned me off

Milan.

Oh come on - did you think I was being serious like?

[milanbenes]

no luv,

it was the spitting in the beer which turned me off

Milan.

[SallyAnne]

this is what cracks me up about british birds, they have forgotten their female qualities and want to be as vulgar as men

yuk

Milan.

What bit was vulgar? The mention of oral sex?

Jesus Milan - if you dont even like it mentioned, you're not going to be much of a catch are you?!!

"Whats it to be tonight Milan?"
"Well missionary with your nightie on again, of course"
"oh great"