https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/mens...s-tinder-love/

MATCH FIT I’ve had a penis on my arm for six years – now it’s back in the right place I’ve joined Tinder and I’m ready for love

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Malcolm MacDonald, 47, was gutted when his manhood fell off in 2010 following a devastating blood infection.

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The mechanic was given hope when a specialist medic built him a new six-inch penis which was due to be attached during the same procedure in 2015.

But due to a lack of oxygen in his blood, it was grafted temporarily to his left arm and left there six years due to a series of setbacks.

But after having it hung back in its rightful place, newly confident Malcolm is ready for love - and has already started sussing out online dating.

Malcolm’s long ordeal was finally over when the ‘arm-willy’ was attached in a painstaking nine-hour operation last October.
Arm penis not a term you expected to hear this morning.