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“It helps Santa up the chimney,” one user said.
“Love a bit of stuffing on Christmas Day,” said another.
A third added: “Helps the big guy empty his sack.”
“They'll be no Silent Night when this gets used,” said another.
“Tingle balls tingle balls tingle all the way,” a user chipped in.
Others were less focused on making jokes, and were more intrigued by the product itself.
One Redditor wondered if the 'tingle all the way' pun was a reference to the ingredients in the lube.
They wrote: “I'm trying to think what they've put in it that makes it tingle. Something similar to the active ingredient in Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel? Now that would definitely be a night to remember.”
The original posted of the image replied: “It tingles with the joy of Christmas, obviously.”
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The best festive gifts threads
https://www.joe.co.uk/life/shoppers-...e-range-367700
Brits have been left both shocked and in hysterics by Asda's latest festive product line of a Christmas-themed lube range. ...
Adorned with snowflakes and a traditional festive green colour scheme the product, which has not been tested on animals, is available at the bargain price of just £2.50 for a 75ml bottle.
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