Brighton!

[Churchill]

You're going to end up in court one day aren't you?

Only if they catch me...

[SallyAnne]

Chicks love having their arse slapped!

Churchill - In "Don't they?" mode?

You're going to end up in court one day aren't you?

[Churchill]

Thanks hun - why are you spanking me though? Did I give you the impression I was in to that sort of thing?

Chicks love having their arse slapped!

Churchill - In "Don't they?" mode?

[OrangeHopper]

Only thing Brighton is good for is the Starlings.

The gulls are woppers too but just a tad too stringy for my liking.

[SallyAnne]

Have a good time whatever(whoever?) you end up doing!

Thanks hun - why are you spanking me though? Did I give you the impression I was in to that sort of thing?

[Churchill]

Yeah I'd figured he was directing us to a gay club.

What a rascal

Have a good time whatever(whoever?) you end up doing!

[SallyAnne]

But not from girls.

Yeah I'd figured he was directing us to a gay club.

What a rascal

[Buffoon]

... Wall to wall, half dressed, fit blokes gagging for it....

But not from girls.

[SallyAnne]

Yeh. Stop off at OH's for tea (I wouldn't bother, he has an enormous set of bright orange buttocks due to a sad hereditary condition you know, you would be lucky to fit through the door on a good day even when they are not too inflamed) then you can stop off at xoggoth towers. We appreciate enormous ladies at xoggoth towers. I am sure the missus would like to visit her mother's or something.

PS And he eats starlings!

That wouldn't be wise Xog - I doubt I could resist the temptation. But the offer will keep me warm and fuzzy on my journey down there

[xoggoth]

Yeh. Stop off at OH's for tea (I wouldn't bother, he has an enormous set of bright orange buttocks due to a sad hereditary condition you know, you would be lucky to fit through the door on a good day even when they are not too inflamed) then you can stop off at xoggoth towers. We appreciate enormous ladies at xoggoth towers. I am sure the missus would like to visit her mother's or something.

PS And he eats starlings!

[OrangeHopper]

You know, I think I should be commenting on this for some reason. Can't think why. Might be something to do with the sign outside the house that says, "Brighton", and points to the opposite exit on the roundabout.

Enjoy your weekend Sally. Stop off for a tea on your way home.

Uni in 1990. Bloody youngster MF. Weren't they giving degrees away with the bog rolls from the East Slope stores by that time?

[MarillionFan]

I went to Uni there in 1990 and until last year still had a house there.

The top nightspot for hen-nights would be the Revenge nightclub. Wall to wall, half dressed, fit blokes gagging for it.

Brilliant place for a hen night.

[SallyAnne]

weekend

(I'd say tooshay if I knew how to spell it!)

[HankWangford]

In another self obsessed style thread...I'm off to brighton for the weeend tomorrow.

Where should a group of hen-ettes head to?

weekend

[SallyAnne]

In another self obsessed style thread...I'm off to brighton for the weeend tomorrow.

Where should a group of hen-ettes head to?