Reply to: Stomach Stapling!

[OwlHoot]

Sally, a few suggestions:

You can lose quite a bit of weight over time, or at least gain less, by small extra exertions such as not taking the lift for less than a couple of floors, or walking up the escalators (if you use the tube).

Also, if you're tempted by chocolate why not try what I call aversion therapy. (I could make my fortune out of this if I was a Yank, and assuming no one else has thought of it!) Buy a _stack_ of full size toblerones, ten or twenty bars, and scoff the lot quickly at one sitting. The idea is that you'll be as sick as a parrot, and as a result will never want to eat them or any other chocolate again!

Another idea, seriously, is to start smoking. Some people, brainwashed by hysterical doctors and politicians, are convinced it is harmful, which I'd concede it may be if you chain smoke Capstan Full Strength or something all day long or (most important) don't have adequate ventilation.

But twenty Silk Cut a day never hurt anyone, except in the wallet, and it will help suppress your apetite, _and_ you'll get extra exercise as that nicotine craving draws you away from your desk every hour or so for a fag break outside (using the stairs, remember, not the lift - "stairs good, lift bad!")

[Lucy]

Charlie.
Coke.
Columbian Marching Powder.

the drug that makes men paranoid and impotent. unless you can convince them to put it on the tops of their willys.

works!

[datestamp]

SallyAnne, have you considered using a clinical hypnotist?

[EqualOpportunities]

Fun

*sniff*

Indeed :wide eyed smiley:

[freakydancer]

Cum on then - what is white naughty!

Fun

*sniff*

[DimPrawn]

Cum on then - what is white naughty!

Charlie.
Coke.
Columbian Marching Powder.

[Mustang]

The ONLY exercise !

Lucy, does that explain why you are 9 stone?!!

[Mustang]

Cum on then - what is white naughty!

[SallyAnne]

That's the spirit!!

These gym bods may not have an ounce of fat on them but they've never experienced 15 pints and a kebab on a friday night...

Brighton is f**king ace (let's see who gets the first gay jibe in) - I've got a couple of mates down there, so try to shoot down once every couple of months...was there a few months back to watch The Flaming Lips at the Brighton Centre - great weekend.

Have a good one!!

Cheers mate

[freakydancer]

Yeah I plan on being a health goddess this weekend like - treble vodkas wih fresh orange, kebabs with salad, pizzas with mushrooms and pepers.....body...temple...aaaiiii

That's the spirit!!

These gym bods may not have an ounce of fat on them but they've never experienced 15 pints and a kebab on a friday night...

Brighton is f**king ace (let's see who gets the first gay jibe in) - I've got a couple of mates down there, so try to shoot down once every couple of months...was there a few months back to watch The Flaming Lips at the Brighton Centre - great weekend.

Have a good one!!

[n5gooner]

sorry, what is white naughty ?? I'm thinking of something else.....

[SallyAnne]

Ah, the old marching powder - makes a good night great!! (alledgedly)

When you get peckish, Kebab Express on Queen St.....the food of kings, and it's good for you if you put lettuce in it....

Yeah I plan on being a health goddess this weekend like - treble vodkas wih fresh orange, kebabs with salad, pizzas with mushrooms and pepers.....body...temple...aaaiiii

[freakydancer]

I surely am

I think it's going to be a fairly mad one - the hen is bringing a big bag of white naughty with her! And here's me thinking we'd all become sophisticated since we left uni!!

Ah, the old marching powder - makes a good night great!! (alledgedly)

When you get peckish, Kebab Express on Queen St.....the food of kings, and it's good for you if you put lettuce in it....

[n5gooner]

I surely am

I think it's going to be a fairly mad one - the hen is bringing a big bag of white naughty with her! And here's me thinking we'd all become sophisticated since we left uni!!

sorry, what is white naughty ?? I'm thinking of something else.....

[n5gooner]

Well I'm on the train (free wifi on GNER - how decent of them!), and I haven't had any lunch yet....except I did have a packet of munchies at York station (oh, and a packet of rolo's).

So I think I should possibly skip lunch

don't skip, have some fruit......if you skill you want to eat in an hour or so and will have more junk food..