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    Stomach Stapling!

    Has anyone had any kind of stomach surgery? Either stapling, or that band thingy? Or do yous know anyone who has?

    I'm seriously considerring it. I'm happy being a big lass and that, but I keep growing. I cant stay in a dress size for more than 6 months, and I'm starting to think I need drastic help.

    Anyone had any experience in this area?
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Do you exercise?

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      #3
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Has anyone had any kind of stomach surgery? Either stapling, or that band thingy? Or do yous know anyone who has?

      I'm seriously considerring it. I'm happy being a big lass and that, but I keep growing. I cant stay in a dress size for more than 6 months, and I'm starting to think I need drastic help.

      Anyone had any experience in this area?
      Sally why don't you just go to the gym? I am a greedy barsteward, but I work it all off with exercise
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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Has anyone had any kind of stomach surgery? Either stapling, or that band thingy? Or do yous know anyone who has?

        I'm seriously considerring it. I'm happy being a big lass and that, but I keep growing. I cant stay in a dress size for more than 6 months, and I'm starting to think I need drastic help.

        Anyone had any experience in this area?
        SallyAnne esteem - minus 10 points.

        How about a normal diet? You'd really go through someone cut your body for something that you can do naturally?
        I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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          #5
          I'm sure el duder has an activity that you can do to burn it off.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Has anyone had any kind of stomach surgery? Either stapling, or that band thingy? Or do yous know anyone who has?

            I'm seriously considerring it. I'm happy being a big lass and that, but I keep growing. I cant stay in a dress size for more than 6 months, and I'm starting to think I need drastic help.

            Anyone had any experience in this area?
            have you thought of talking to a psychiatrist?

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              #7
              Oh ffs.

              No I dont need to see a psychiatrist - I'm not mentally ill
              And I dont have low self esteem either!

              I just have a bit of a problem with food, in that I cant stop eating it.

              I've done diets and fitness plans and "healthy regimes" and "its not a diet, its a way of life" and all that b*llsh*t a thousand times before, but the fact of the matter is any "change" of my routine which temporarily makes me lose weight will stop being a change and revert back to normal at some point.
              Whatever the change (gym, swimming, fruit for breakfast, no sugar in coffee, etc etc) at some point will stop, and I'll go back to the routine I like.

              Simple as that.

              So I need something to physically stop me from eating - so that even when I'm weak I cant eat toblerones.

              I just wanted to see if anyone had experience in the stomach surgeries thats all - I dont need diet advice.
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                So I need something to physically stop me from eating - so that even when I'm weak I cant eat toblerones.

                Classic

                So, do you not want to exercise?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  Oh ffs.

                  No I dont need to see a psychiatrist - I'm not mentally ill
                  And I dont have low self esteem either!

                  I just have a bit of a problem with food, in that I cant stop eating it.

                  I've done diets and fitness plans and "healthy regimes" and "its not a diet, its a way of life" and all that b*llsh*t a thousand times before, but the fact of the matter is any "change" of my routine which temporarily makes me lose weight will stop being a change and revert back to normal at some point.
                  Whatever the change (gym, swimming, fruit for breakfast, no sugar in coffee, etc etc) at some point will stop, and I'll go back to the routine I like.

                  Simple as that.

                  So I need something to physically stop me from eating - so that even when I'm weak I cant eat toblerones.

                  I just wanted to see if anyone had experience in the stomach surgeries thats all - I dont need diet advice.
                  Hey this is an open discussion forum, you can't order us to what to and what not to discuss or talk about, you posted a question and everyone is entitled to say what they think.

                  btw: overeating usually are a result of psychological and personal deep rooted issues

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Daywalker
                    So I need something to physically stop me from eating - so that even when I'm weak I cant eat toblerones.

                    Classic

                    So, do you not want to exercise?

                    Erm, no, not really

                    I really like swimming, and once I'm there I can swim for an hour no probs! I love it. And I feel amazing afterwards.
                    But it's getting there - I'm lazy, and my clever mind always thinks of ways to get me out of it.
                    The pope is a tard.

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