https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ed-rectum.html

I've got a problem with my arsenal, doc: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'
  • A man attended an NHS casualty unit with an artillery shell lodged in his rectum
  • The man claimed the incident happened when he tripped and fell on the shell
  • The MoD sent a bomb squad after receiving a request from local police officers
as you do....