Originally posted by The Farmer
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Lucifer, what did you do to make your wife to agree to marrying you then? you said your sister in law is decent good looking so I assume your wife is even better looking.
(Sandy in I don't believe Lucifer is ugly mode)
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYou must have felt like tulip LB - poor bairn
Mate.
I still love ya. c last weeks news.
Fair play for having a laugh.
The Farmer
I mean LB.
SA you too.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI wish I had the cheek!
I know I'm no oil painting and said so.
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Originally posted by SandyDownif Lucifer == Lucy, does this mean that you arranged to meet yourself in a bar, got a glimpse of your own reflection and ran away from yourself?
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Originally posted by SandyDownif Lucifer == Lucy, does this mean that you arranged to meet yourself in a bar, got a glimpse of your own reflection and ran away from yourself?
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI'll warrant you I'm the ugliest fecker on this board and anyone who says otherwise can feck right off. And for good measure I smell, am grossly obese, and openly pick my nose on the tube.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneOr did you say you were a young, dashing, Adonis?
I know I'm no oil painting and said so.
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if Lucifer == Lucy, does this mean that you arranged to meet yourself in a bar, got a glimpse of your own reflection and ran away from yourself?
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI'll warrant you I'm the ugliest fecker on this board and anyone who says otherwise can feck right off. And for good measure I smell, am grossly obese, and openly pick my nose on the tube.
Did you not describe yourself to Lucy before you met her then? Or did you say you were a young, dashing, Adonis?
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Originally posted by DaveBAn Lucifer, if thats really true, Damn! You really are one ugly fecker
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI am very ugly. I am so hideous that horses have been known to throw up at the mere sight of me.
An Lucifer, if thats really true, Damn! You really are one ugly fecker
Cue jokes about ugly sticks and ugly tree's.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneIt most certainly is honey x x x x x x x
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Originally posted by andywhy did it take so long to confess ?
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Originally posted by kramerwhat are you owning up to?
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