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One place I worked was full of stereotypical geeks, very bad looking and zero social skills (or any other skills).
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No I'm not another £5 please.Originally posted by sasguruYou're
HTH
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Sounds like he fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
I work with a guy with a goggle-eyed squint, just like my avatar. It's quite unnerving walking past him working at his PC because even when staring engrossed at the screen it seems like he is looking at me with one eye, and I'm sure he can see sideways like a chameleon.
The odd thing is he's quite a good pool player, whereas you'd think he'd miss every shot.
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Originally posted by zeitghostI'm not.
And possibly better looking than either of them
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Originally posted by ChurchillOnly after kissing you darling!
Ah you think about that a lot dont you - it's ok, you're only human
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You'reOriginally posted by Mr CrosbyYour Bernard Manning and I claim my £5.
HTH
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Only after kissing you darling!Originally posted by SallyAnneChurchill is so ugly he could scare the flies off a tulip wagon
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I am so ugly that I went to a haunted house and came out with an application
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Churchill has a face that resembles the inside of a tulip smugglers sackOriginally posted by SallyAnneChurchill is so ugly he could scare the files off a tulip wagon
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI'm so ugly that when I was born the midwife slapped my mother.
Dim Prawn is so ugly that when he goes to the pictures to see the Elephant Man he ends up signing autographs for an hour after the show!
I'm O.K/normal.....that's what the voices tell me.
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Actually, yeah, you win the ugliness contest. Congrats!Originally posted by DimPrawnI'm so ugly that when I was born the midwife slapped my mother.
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