Reply to: Agresso Opportunities - Contract

[Ardesco]

i use run a video chat room on camfrog, trust me there is nothing i havent seen.....

You are a Thai Ladyboy and charge £2.99/min and I claim my crisp £5.

[Clippy]

AAAAAAWWWWW DA is getting all jealous that another agent might be muscling in on his contractor friends

Friends?

Steady on there fzbucks.

[fzbucks]

You will find knowledge in short supply here

AAAAAAWWWWW DA is getting all jealous that another agent might be muscling in on his contractor friends

[E11esar]

Agresso Clients

Agresso tends to be used by construction/civil engineering companies. Why I do not know, but these sort of companies pay peanuts. I am not sure that the niche is much of a runner.

Hi there. Agresso is used by local/central government, education and larger private sector companies across the UK, Europe and USA.

It is an accounting/finance windows system written in Visual C++, VB, VBA and more recently C#.

I've been there for several years now and it's okay.

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wait until you meet some real wierdos here

i use run a video chat room on camfrog, trust me there is nothing i havent seen.....

Anyway back to Agresso Experience anyone know anyone current roles:

Project Manager/Systems Accountant/QL consultant available on contract or permanent......

[andy]

That's not a sense of humour. They are serious.

wait until you meet some real wierdos here

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That's not a sense of humour. They are serious.

must be my sense of humour then. lmao

[wendigo100]

Good to meet some guys with a sense of humour makes a change.

That's not a sense of humour. They are serious.

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Actually, if it's such a pile of pants it'll need serious Incident and Problem management.

MALVOLIO!

*Grabs ITIL hard hat, runs to door...*

If you know of anyone with that experience just send them my way... Hard Hat not required !!

[cojak]

Actually, if it's such a pile of pants it'll need serious Incident and Problem management.

MALVOLIO!

*Grabs ITIL hard hat, runs to door...*

[cojak]

two sugars please

thanks

I like this man!

You'll go far here, dear...

*nips to Amazon, searches 'Aggresso'*

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I recall from many years past a competitive sell that involved mucho performance testing in competition against another Oracle shop and ... wait for it Aggresso.

The government department that decided to buy Aggresso kind of sums up how poor the civil service are at everything. We went through every fracking technical hurdle to show them Oracle and never once considered that Aggresso would be taken seriously as they are such a noddy outfit.

Yep ... they bought Aggresso ... reason, they cost about half the price of the Oracle solution (which ain't cheap, but u gets what u pays for, as they say). The bit that choked me on my cuppa at the time was that the solution they had sold didn't actually exist (vapourware) and a promise to deliver the project in 4 years. An off the shelf package that is delivered in 4 years!!! Some shelf. You have to larf.


Well in the end its where the work is!!! and life is like that it always does a full circle !!!
Final body blow, the product at the time was a mix and match of products from all over the globe. In short, a dogs dinner of an architecture. A great logo for the company would be a picture of Frankie Stein!

All government departments buy on price at the end of the day and end up paying double, triple, quadruple. And it might just about do better than what they currently have today. Could be a cushy contract actually ... I've gone full circle. Count me in ....

Life does go full circle dont you think, well thats where the work is anyone want it - Agresso experience a definate requirement have a great day!!

[despot]

I recall from many years past a competitive sell that involved mucho performance testing in competition against another Oracle shop and ... wait for it Aggresso.

The government department that decided to buy Aggresso kind of sums up how poor the civil service are at everything. We went through every fracking technical hurdle to show them Oracle and never once considered that Aggresso would be taken seriously as they are such a noddy outfit.

Yep ... they bought Aggresso ... reason, they cost about half the price of the Oracle solution (which ain't cheap, but u gets what u pays for, as they say). The bit that choked me on my cuppa at the time was that the solution they had sold didn't actually exist (vapourware) and a promise to deliver the project in 4 years. An off the shelf package that is delivered in 4 years!!! Some shelf. You have to larf.

Final body blow, the product at the time was a mix and match of products from all over the globe. In short, a dogs dinner of an architecture. A great logo for the company would be a picture of Frankie Stein!

All government departments buy on price at the end of the day and end up paying double, triple, quadruple. And it might just about do better than what they currently have today. Could be a cushy contract actually ... I've gone full circle. Count me in ....

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Not you- do keep up!

no i dont like to steretype myself with a particular hat!!! cant keep up am working you know lol !!!!

i am out of here guys have a great nite !!

Come on England another good defeat the quicker Mclaren goes the better..

stu

[DodgyAgent]

how you know i wear a hat lol !!!

Not you- do keep up!