Daft school things

[xoggoth]

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[tonyblair]

I was pretty zany at school too.

[BrollyBabe]

i dont remember that one but it brongs to mind this one from primary school.

there was a boy called john he gave me 50 p
to go behind the shed and have it off with me
he pulled my knickers down
he pushed me to the ground
he shouted one two three
he stuck it into me
my mummy was supprised
to see my belly rise
my daddy jumped with joy
it was a baby boy

I really hope at the time i didnt know the meaning of it

[EternalOptimist]

The school song thread reminded me of this

Yellow belly custard
Green-snot pie
all mixed together
with a dead dogs eye

slap it on a butty
nice and thick
was it down with a cup of sick


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