Reply to: Little word of advice from MF

[AtW]

You remind me of the merchant that was put to the wall by bolsheviks for dirty spekulation during civil war and before he was shot his last words were: “I should have sold them sausages for twice as much”

[MarillionFan]

That's the spirit!

The devil himself would prefer you to live forever on this God forsaken planet.

He's only land up owing me money.

I still made £5500 sales and £1800 profit on Amazon while I was out of it.
Though to be fair it was probably the non-stop work that put me there in the first place.

[AtW]

So for the last two days I did a few paper runs for people. Went round got a list of papers and magazines, then popped down to the hospital shop for them. They were incredibly grateful & I got nothing out of it. Now that's Karma! Well apart the £2 fee on top I had to charge them to use my Sum Up Card Reader I had in my bag to make sure it was contactless & Covid safe. They charge me 2% got to cover my outgoings somehow!

That's the spirit!

The devil himself would prefer you to live forever on this God forsaken planet.

[MarillionFan]

Or just go for your tongue - should be 100 lb easy

btw, your karma will improve if you reduce your profit margins on that Prime rip off shop you've got on Amazon...

FYI. I was up and mobile after the first five days on the wards, and there were loads of patients stuck in beds. Oh the number of times, they asked a nurse to get them a newspaper only to fall on deaf ears.

So for the last two days I did a few paper runs for people. Went round got a list of papers and magazines, then popped down to the hospital shop for them. They were incredibly grateful & I got nothing out of it. Now that's Karma! Well apart the £2 fee on top I had to charge them to use my Sum Up Card Reader I had in my bag to make sure it was contactless & Covid safe. They charge me 2% got to cover my outgoings somehow!

[AtW]

Oh I reckon an arm and a leg has got to be around 50lb, I may get to my target quicker ;-)

Or just go for your tongue - should be 100 lb easy

btw, your karma will improve if you reduce your profit margins on that Prime rip off shop you've got on Amazon...

[MarillionFan]

Having bits removed for weight loss is a tad extreme. Hope the private treatment isn't costing an arm and a leg.

Oh I reckon an arm and a leg has got to be around 50lb, I may get to my target quicker ;-)

[ladymuck]

Having bits removed for weight loss is a tad extreme. Hope the private treatment isn't costing an arm and a leg.

I was once 16 stone (100 kg in new money). I did briefly wonder if losing a leg would help me achieve my target weight quicker

I am perpetually 7-10 kg off where I'd like to be (my weight fluctuates quite a bit). As of this morning I am 10 kg off.

I remain in hope of contracting a minor disease that isn't debilitating but does cause weight loss.

[Hobosapien]

Sorry to spoils everyone viewpoint of my weight.

I'm already down into the 15 stone range. Should be less than 200lb in about a week or so. ;-)

Having bits removed for weight loss is a tad extreme. Hope the private treatment isn't costing an arm and a leg.

[AtW]

Gold goes in...

[MarillionFan]

Did you swallow DimPrawn’s gold reserves?

Sorry to spoils everyone viewpoint of my weight.

I'm already down into the 15 stone range. Should be less than 200lb in about a week or so. ;-)

[AtW]

Did you swallow DimPrawn’s gold reserves?

[MarillionFan]

How to Get Rid of Gallstones Naturally: 9 Treatments to Try

Weirdly I dont have any gallstones. I've just managed to **** it up permanently.

Anyway weight is dropping off fast, should be down to 900lbs next week, and then hopefully 800lb in a month.

[AtW]

How to Get Rid of Gallstones Naturally: 9 Treatments to Try

If it's not on Amazon Prime it ain't worth sheet.

[Andy2]

I is out of hospital and at home recovering & on antibiotics

It's considered a little too dangerous to remove gall bladders at the moment due to the risk of catching Covid when they open you up, so I am at home with Acute cholecystitis and medicines. Won't be able to have an operation until well past Wave 3.

I am of course now Tee Total and on a super low fat diet & the weight is dropping off fast.

And it was all caused by that last Wafer thin mint!

How to Get Rid of Gallstones Naturally: 9 Treatments to Try

[vetran]

Don’t forget B....t!

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