OK which of you was this?

[ladymuck]

And the pillock got done because it's only £42 to have the enrolled version lodged at court

Change your name by deed poll: Enrol a deed poll with the courts - GOV.UK

[ladymuck]

What bollocks. You can't just do that. The process is simple but it's not something you can do that quickly.

Even if you just go for the unenrolled name change you still need two witnesses to counter sign.

[vetran]

Celine Dion superfan wakes up to find he has changed his name by deed poll to Celine Dion | Daily Mail Online

Celine Dion superfan wakes up after drunken night to find he has changed his name by deed poll to Celine Dion

• Thomas Dodd - now known as Celine Dion - was watching one of her concerts
• Hospitality manager, 30, decided to pay £89 to officially take the singer's name
• Lifelong fan from Staffordshire says he has no plans to change his name back
• But he admits he is dreading telling bosses and mother has not seen funny side