Fair Cop II "The Sausage"

[AtW]

It's about a sleepy village police station threatened with redundancy, due to the absense of crime in the area for many years.

They are showing it on SyFy channel now

[OwlHoot]

LOL, this looks similar to clip from a school movie I made in the early 60s, I thought the showing would be just a one-off school treat but it was shown for the next 30 years. The original is now kept in the National Film Archives.

It's a still from a comedy film Ask a Policeman (1939) starring Will Hay and his two sidekicks Graham Moffatt and Moore Marriott, who were with him in several films.

It's about a sleepy village police station threatened with redundancy, due to the absence of crime in the area for many years. So the coppers decide to set up speed traps to gain some convictions. Needless to say, it all goes horribly wrong and then from bad to worse when the chief constable driving past is accidently pole-axed with that 30 MPH sign one of them is stuggling with in the picture! But in the end they redeem themselves by finding a real crime ..

[AtW]

Camera lenses are normally on both sides of the phone.

Yes, but neither of those lenses would be aiming at the rightmost side of the road (as shown on photo evidence Exhibit 1)

Marshalls - arrest the smarty pants lawyer for defending obvious criminal!

[Paddy]

Mount would have phone pointing inside onto the driver, not outside

Camera lenses are normally on both sides of the phone.

[AtW]

If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally. Case dismissed.

Mount would have phone pointing inside onto the driver, not outside

[AtW]

or just be a passenger

"I drove past" - either a driver or a liar (in court and under oath, so that's another criminal offense)

[vetran]

If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally.

Case dismissed.

or just be a passenger

[Paddy]

Very nice admission - that’s 6 points and some fine, please turn yourself in to the nearest Police Station and tell them I sent you

If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally.

Case dismissed.

[SueEllen]

Very nice admission - that’s 6 points and some fine, please turn yourself in to the nearest Police Station and tell them I sent you

And don't shag any of the police officers regards of your preferred gender of sexual partner.

[AtW]

Nope, but they're red hot on speeding, like this lot of clowns I snapped on my mobile as I drove past the other day

Very nice admission - that’s 6 points and some fine, please turn yourself in to the nearest Police Station and tell them I sent you

[Paddy]

LOL, this looks similar to clip from a school movie I made in the early 60s, I thought the showing would be just a one-off school treat but it was shown for the next 30 years. The original is now kept in the National Film Archives.

[OwlHoot]

Least she's alive.

What is it with policemen in the SW? Isn't there enough crime for them to deal with?

Nope, but they're red hot on speeding, like this lot of clowns I snapped on my mobile as I drove past the other day

[SueEllen]

Least she's alive.

What is it with policemen in the SW? Isn't there enough crime for them to deal with?

[Paddy]

PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet

PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet - BBC News