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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Um, you seem confused.

    We left on January 31st 2020 - the only question remaining is the trading and relationship terms between us and the rest of the world.
    Blue passports!

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Maybe, if you really want to attract some of the former posters back, we should just permanently ban all the dreary Bremainers that clog the whole place up with their morose chuntering and flawed logic?

    It would be akin to giving the whole place a much-needed enema.

    We are leaving.....get over it.

    Um, you seem confused.

    We left on January 31st 2020 - the only question remaining is the trading and relationship terms between us and the rest of the world.

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  • AtW
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    New bounty: _V_: 10 points, on the basis that that sockie is DimPrawn who has transformed into new identity

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Maybe, if you really want to attract some of the former posters back, we should just permanently ban all the dreary Bremainers that clog the whole place up with their morose chuntering and flawed logic?

    It would be akin to giving the whole place a much-needed enema.

    We are leaving.....get over it.

    This is the best bit.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Maybe, if you really want to attract some of the former posters back, we should just permanently ban all the dreary Bremainers that clog the whole place up with their morose chuntering and flawed logic?

    It would be akin to giving the whole place a much-needed enema.

    We are leaving.....get over it.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    His mass (and therefore "weight") is finite.
    I suppose on that technical point you are correct, thank you for pointing that out.

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  • ladymuck
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    Oi! Stop trying to do me out of my point!

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I used weight divided by infinity, not IQ

    HTH
    His mass (and therefore "weight") is finite.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    He should be zero points.
    I used weight divided by infinity, not IQ

    HTH

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    That's why he is only 1 point, cuz he is in an infinite number of places at the same time.
    He should be zero points.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    MF shouldn't really count because he is simultaneously everywhere in space-time.
    That's why he is only 1 point, cuz he is in an infinite number of places at the same time.

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  • jamesbrown
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    MF shouldn't really count because he is simultaneously everywhere in space-time.

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  • AtW
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    I’ll accept that...

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  • ladymuck
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    It seems that MarillionFan did indeed post after this competition started.

    As no-one has claimed it, I am
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2837453

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  • AtW
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    ministrone, -100 points - AtW

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