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come to Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. everyone will get pasta.Originally posted by wattaj View PostReally depends on what one worships.
from wiki : The Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper (or sometimes prostitute) factory.The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.
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/s for all the Merkins. Back to Reddit with you.Originally posted by wattaj View Post"...one of their kind..."
Hmm... Mods?

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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post******* immigrants feeding our children.
Whatever next? They'll be buying our car & steel industries.
With their delusions of grandeur they think that one their kind will be managing our economy.I think CFL was doing the ironing.Originally posted by wattaj View Post"...one of their kind..."
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Take up the Brown Man's burden—Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post******* immigrants feeding our children.
Whatever next? They'll be buying our car & steel industries.
With their delusions of grandeur they think that one their kind will be managing our economy.
The savage wars of peace—
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch Sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.
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"...one of their kind..."Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post******* immigrants feeding our children.
Whatever next? They'll be buying our car & steel industries.
With their delusions of grandeur they think that one their kind will be managing our economy.
Hmm... Mods?
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******* immigrants feeding our children.
Whatever next? They'll be buying our car & steel industries.
With their delusions of grandeur they think that one their kind will be managing our economy.
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I'm sure the survivors don't regret their choice for a moment.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostIf only we had elected a leader for this country who was proud, compassionate, socialist, hard working, humble, modest and would have handled crisis such as school meals in such a way that Indian charities need not have have jumped into help.
Oh wait, we did have such a guy but instead the electorate decided they needed bumbling Boris instead.
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If only we had elected a leader for this country who was proud, compassionate, socialist, hard working, humble, modest and would have handled crisis such as school meals in such a way that Indian charities need not have have jumped into help.
Oh wait, we did have such a guy but instead the electorate decided they needed bumbling Boris instead.
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Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostIndeed I got
Chicken pakora
Scottish rice (chips)
Lamb curry
Tonight
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Doubt that was from the temple it tends to be vegetarian.
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Before you need to do other priest stuffOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostYeah but the Catholics will give you booze too...
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Indeed I gotOriginally posted by vetran View Postyou do know many of the soup kitchens are run by sikhs and muslims in west london?
if you are ever truly hungry go to the temple they will feed you.
Chicken pakora
Scottish rice (chips)
Lamb curry
Tonight
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