Give me five

[Mordac]

By the reports the levels are 0,1,2,3,4

Why couldn't they just do 1,2,3,4,5

Lets create even more tiers and start at zero.

Because their senses are working overtime...

[AtW]

You need to have chosen your parents a bit more wisely.

I went to Monaco but the only roulette they let me in was Russian

[SueEllen]

I’d be a Lord by now if I had father who was KGB station chief in London and then spent tens of millions on failing UK newspapers whilst hosting parties for future UK PM...

You need to have chosen your parents a bit more wisely.

[AtW]

Don't get excited you aren't a Tory MP.

I’d be a Lord by now if I had father who was KGB station chief in London and then spent tens of millions on failing UK newspapers whilst hosting parties for future UK PM...

[SueEllen]

Daily or one off?

Don't get excited you aren't a Tory MP.

[AtW]

By the reports the levels are 0,1,2,3,4

Why couldn't they just do 1,2,3,4,5

Lets create even more tiers and start at zero.

It’s still 5 levels, even if they start at -1 (underground level)

[AtW]

I'll give you a bunch of fives?

Daily or one off?

[SueEllen]

By the reports the levels are 0,1,2,3,4

Why couldn't they just do 1,2,3,4,5

Cos they listened to a C programmer?

[saptastic]

Covid: Scotland to enter new five-level alert system - BBC News

By the reports the levels are 0,1,2,3,4

Why couldn't they just do 1,2,3,4,5

Lets create even more tiers and start at zero.

[ladymuck]

I'll give you a bunch of fives?

[AtW]

Recently it was England (Boris) who were following Scotland\

Now Scotland leads the way (again), because obviously Tier 3 is neither max level nor adequate even current situation

[Paddy]

Covid: Scotland to enter new five-level alert system - BBC News

For all you young ones...

1 9 6 1 – 1 9 6 6 (UK)

Janice Nicholls, a 16-year-old Black Country office clerk, became a star overnight when she uttered the immortal words “Oi’ll give it foive”. She remained on the ( ‘Spin a Disc’ ) panel for three years and the phrase became part of British colloquial language . . .

Thank Your Lucky Stars | Nostalgia Central

[d000hg]

Pattern of the pandemic. Wait for England to do something, then copy it a few weeks later so it looks like they're independent and change some detail.

[AtW]

Covid: Scotland to enter new five-level alert system - BBC News