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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNot me, I'm not the one with feelings of inadequacy and is sexually inhibited...
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vetran list
Originally posted by vetran View Post1. Make puerile jokes which wouldn't even be accepted in the Sunday Sport
2. Bookmark Wikipedia
3. Have fantasy sex with other poster's mothers and wives
4. Forget what a capital letter is
5. Lose arguments
6. Feelings of inadequacy
7. Read Daily Mail and post articles of a sexual nature from it
8. Vote out in a referendum
9. Stick up for racists, fascists and their ilk
10. Lose
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alternative list
1. Invade Belgium.
2. Invade France.
3. lose
4. Wait a couple of decades
5. Invade czechoslovakia
6. Invade Poland
7. Lose
8. Join EU
9.....
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostHow long does it take for anti-British propaganda to reach Germany these days?
Great speech by your new Leader btw, it makes one wish one could have voted for her.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSadly I didn't think of all this myself...cheers. For those who have difficulty reading, here's a picture:Originally posted by Mordac View PostI can't disagree with any of this, but he's clearly ripped off a list compiled by someone with some wit. There's no way Darmy came up with that on his own, some of it goes back years. If he gets Post Of The Year for that, it'll be a disgrace, I tell you...
If I did one fully original I would probably get banned.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThe British government produces anti-British propaganda most days and it's available quickly around the world by the wonders of technology. No need to wait for the steam packet to bring the Times nowadays.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostHow long does it take for anti-British propaganda to reach Germany these days?
Great speech by your new Leader btw, it makes one wish one could have voted for her.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThe last couple of weeks summarised for those who don't read the news or watch it on TV:
Deep breath…
(A long list of things which mostly didn't happen in the last couple of weeks)
Great speech by your new Leader btw, it makes one wish one could have voted for her.
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