Reply to: World beating list

[darmstadt]

With f**k-all between them?

Portrait of vetran...

[Mordac]

I got banned for showing a picture of 2 ears!

With f**k-all between them?

[darmstadt]

Seriously mate, there's no danger of that...

I got banned for showing a picture of 2 ears!

[Mordac]

Which bits go back years?

If I did one fully original I would probably get banned.

Seriously mate, there's no danger of that...

[northernladyuk]

Not me, I'm not the one with feelings of inadequacy and is sexually inhibited...

My advice to you, dear, if you want vetran to be a bit more adventurous is to drug him, tie him up and give him a good thrashing first. But make sure you get cash up front. The old man learned that the hard way.

[darmstadt]

ooh looks like I hit a nerve.

Not me, I'm not the one with feelings of inadequacy and is sexually inhibited...

[vetran]

FTFY

ooh looks like I hit a nerve.

[darmstadt]

vetran list

1. Make puerile jokes which wouldn't even be accepted in the Sunday Sport
2. Bookmark Wikipedia
3. Have fantasy sex with other poster's mothers and wives
4. Forget what a capital letter is
5. Lose arguments
6. Feelings of inadequacy
7. Read Daily Mail and post articles of a sexual nature from it
8. Vote out in a referendum
9. Stick up for racists, fascists and their ilk
10. Lose

FTFY

[vetran]

alternative list

1. Invade Belgium.
2. Invade France.
3. lose
4. Wait a couple of decades
5. Invade czechoslovakia
6. Invade Poland
7. Lose
8. Join EU
9.....

[darmstadt]

How long does it take for anti-British propaganda to reach Germany these days?
Great speech by your new Leader btw, it makes one wish one could have voted for her.

So telling the truth is now anti-British propaganda, maybe you should move to North Korea...

[darmstadt]

Sadly I didn't think of all this myself...cheers. For those who have difficulty reading, here's a picture:

I can't disagree with any of this, but he's clearly ripped off a list compiled by someone with some wit. There's no way Darmy came up with that on his own, some of it goes back years. If he gets Post Of The Year for that, it'll be a disgrace, I tell you...

Which bits go back years?

If I did one fully original I would probably get banned.

[Mordac]

The British government produces anti-British propaganda most days and it's available quickly around the world by the wonders of technology. No need to wait for the steam packet to bring the Times nowadays.

I can't disagree with any of this, but he's clearly ripped off a list compiled by someone with some wit. There's no way Darmy came up with that on his own, some of it goes back years. If he gets Post Of The Year for that, it'll be a disgrace, I tell you...

[Old Greg]

How long does it take for anti-British propaganda to reach Germany these days?
Great speech by your new Leader btw, it makes one wish one could have voted for her.

The British government produces anti-British propaganda most days and it's available quickly around the world by the wonders of technology. No need to wait for the steam packet to bring the Times nowadays.

[Mordac]

The last couple of weeks summarised for those who don't read the news or watch it on TV:

Deep breath…

(A long list of things which mostly didn't happen in the last couple of weeks)

How long does it take for anti-British propaganda to reach Germany these days?
Great speech by your new Leader btw, it makes one wish one could have voted for her.

[darmstadt]

Post of the year.

Sadly I didn't think of all this myself...cheers. For those who have difficulty reading, here's a picture: