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Numptycorner replied

29 January 2007, 13:37
from small acorns large oaks grow
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Lucifer Box replied

29 January 2007, 13:27
Originally posted by el duder

Tubby men have small dicks. Acorn dicks.

True.
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bogeyman replied

29 January 2007, 13:15
Originally posted by el duder

Tubby men have small dicks. Acorn dicks.

You have researched this extensively I suppose.
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EternalOptimist replied

29 January 2007, 12:49
Originally posted by el duder

Tubby men have small dicks. Acorn dicks.

I asked my wife how it was for her

'It was like the wardrobe falling on me with the key sticking out'
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el duder replied

29 January 2007, 12:44
Originally posted by SallyAnne

David Boreanaz - I've touched him

Me and my mate went to an Angel/Buffy convention in Brighton a couple of years ago. He's a very very nice looking man, but what a prima donna.

Give me tubby and funny any day!

Tubby men have small dicks. Acorn dicks.
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DaveB replied

29 January 2007, 11:46
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

That would be me then.

Somebody said to me "if that belly was on a woman, she would be pregnant" I said "it has been and she is".

Come on TLG, quoting Jim Davidson is a bit low, even for CUK
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The Lone Gunman replied

29 January 2007, 11:41
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Give me tubby and funny any day!

That would be me then.

Somebody said to me "if that belly was on a woman, she would be pregnant" I said "it has been and she is".
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kramer replied

29 January 2007, 11:32
Sasssy G is my ideal man... if only the rest of you were like him!
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Lucifer Box replied

29 January 2007, 11:28
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Give me tubby and funny any day!

Me.
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SallyAnne replied

29 January 2007, 11:15
Originally posted by _V_

Chubby Brown?

Well for every rule there's an exception!
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_V_ replied

29 January 2007, 11:13
Chubby Brown?
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SallyAnne replied

29 January 2007, 11:13
Originally posted by DaveB

The present Mrs B seems to think the guy from the TV show Angel is worth a second look. Boreanez I think his name is.

David Boreanaz - I've touched him

Me and my mate went to an Angel/Buffy convention in Brighton a couple of years ago. He's a very very nice looking man, but what a prima donna.

Give me tubby and funny any day!
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Sockpuppet replied

29 January 2007, 11:11
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004770/
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DaveB replied

29 January 2007, 11:09
The present Mrs B seems to think the guy from the TV show Angel is worth a second look. Boreanez I think his name is.
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wendigo100 replied

29 January 2007, 10:48
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Threaded does. And he's a better actor and has won more awards.

What is his stage name these days - it used to be Tom Hanks, isn't it Johnny Depp or something now?
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