Must have been a mountie.The length some police will go to get their woman.

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GhostofTarbera replied

12 August 2020, 18:20
Originally posted by hairymouse View Post

Did anyone see the documentery about the guy who tried to kill his wife by tampering with her parachute? For some reason it included a scene where Fiona Bruce the news presenter went into a sex club and inspected glory holes. She was going on about Donkey Dicks when my head exploded.

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hairymouse replied

12 August 2020, 17:17
Did anyone see the documentery about the guy who tried to kill his wife by tampering with her parachute? For some reason it included a scene where Fiona Bruce the news presenter went into a sex club and inspected glory holes. She was going on about Donkey Dicks when my head exploded.
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TwoWolves replied

12 August 2020, 15:20
Surely the lack of body-heat would have alerted any professional?

Deserved to serve time for that.

"Dopple-dong", hmmmm. Next forum I sign-up to I'm using that as a handle.
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vetran started a topic Must have been a mountie.The length some police will go to get their woman.

12 August 2020, 13:31
Must have been a mountie.The length some police will go to get their woman.

Florida Woman Arrested After Sucking on Police Officer's Prosthetic Penis | Miami New Times

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputy was working an undercover sting last week when he picked up Christina Vavra. According to the police report, they drove to a 7-Eleven so the officer could pick up some cash from an ATM. He then threw the money around the car, not even directly handing it to her, and asked that she leave enough left over so he could go grocery shopping.
Vavra, knowing that a real police officer is not allowed to expose himself, asked to see the undercover deputy's man junk before getting down to business. The officer said he needed to put a condom on and then pulled out a prosthetic rubber penis covered in a condom. Vavra began sucking it while the officer was still driving, apparently unaware it was a dopple-dong.

Dopple dong is not a phrase you expect in a news report.
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