I do like a nice poem - and what better than a nice tune to go along with that - perfect !
NB recorded at East Kilbride ShabbyRoad studios back in March- or was it April - does it matter ???
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Previously on "Friday Poetry Corner The Crime of the Century"
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I’m growing progressively fat,
In contact with nought but my cat.
If only that diner
In the back blocks of China
Ate chicken rather than bat.
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Can you imagine at the end of Corona?
When we all emerge from our coma
Oh what a fright
When we all unite
And everyone’s hairy, fat and finally sober?
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My licorice intake has ceased
The lack of crap paper not least
Thanks to the hoarders
You filthy marauders
The after effects are a beast
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Friday Poetry Corner The Crime of the Century
Now
They're planning
The Crime of the Century
Who or What
Will it be ?
Read all about their schemes and adventuring
Yes its well worth the Fee
Go Roll up and See
How they raped the Universe
How they've gone from Bad to Worse
Who are these Men
Of Lust Greed and Glory ?
Rip of the Masks and let's see ...
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