Imminent DOOM warning: explosive girth observed

[LondonManc]

Just do what Morrison's appear to have done and put people off it:
Morrisons customer slams its new takeaway food as the '''worst breakfast''' they'''ve ever had

[BR14]

I found footage:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1248284186714259456

[Uncle Albert]

big Archie says 'burp'

I found footage:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1248284186714259456

[MPwannadecentincome]

LOL that is brill!

[BR14]

big Archie says 'burp'

[ladymuck]

“ Weight loss companies say demand for diets has "exploded" after the government announced free takeaways for all in a bid to keep the restaurant sector afloat.

John Keefe, director of public affairs at Weightwatchers, said phones had been "ringing off the hook".
Weightwaters saw an increase of sign ups weeks ago, suggesting that many dieters had already started to "factor in the calories", said Mr Keefe - but sign ups "exploded" when the announcement was made on Friday.“