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[WTFH]

It’s not yellow...

Let's face it, "Ugly" isn't a colour.

[Mordac]

Blue! Perfect! A Zastava 750, I see. I may buy one and give it to my Dad and brother as a project to do up for me.

Don't even think about it...

[ladymuck]

There's one of those Italian what do you call em...er ... going around our village still. The elderly chap a few doors along takes his down to the supermarket every other day for his shopping. Smells like the 2-stroke is about to have a heart attack climbing back up the hill.

The beauty of those (and the Reliant Robin) is that you only need a motorbike license to drive them. My granddad only ever had Robin's because he never took a proper driving test

[Mordac]

It’s not yellow...

Alright, it's 'Gromyko Gold' then...

[ladymuck]

You should be able to swap your ailing Datsun for about three-dozen of them
It's a Zastava, btw, and I have no idea whether they are available in blue, nor do I wish to find out. If you do ever buy one, stick to driving it in London, where you'll never reach the speed (which is probably only about 35mph) at which point the brakes suddenly stop working...

Blue! Perfect! A Zastava 750, I see. I may buy one and give it to my Dad and brother as a project to do up for me.

[scooterscot]

There's one of those Italian what do you call em...er ... going around our village still. The elderly chap a few doors along takes his down to the supermarket every other day for his shopping. Smells like the 2-stroke is about to have a heart attack climbing back up the hill.

[AtW]

Oh that is so cute. I want! But not in yellow. Maybe that special blue colour that used to be available

It’s not yellow...

[Mordac]

Oh that is so cute. I want! But not in yellow. Maybe that special blue colour that used to be available

You should be able to swap your ailing Datsun for about three-dozen of them
It's a Zastava, btw, and I have no idea whether they are available in blue, nor do I wish to find out. If you do ever buy one, stick to driving it in London, where you'll never reach the speed (which is probably only about 35mph) at which point the brakes suddenly stop working...

[ladymuck]

Of course you went for the 4-seater version, in the same colour:

Oh that is so cute. I want! But not in yellow. Maybe that special blue colour that used to be available

[Mordac]

Giallo Midas

Of course you went for the 4-seater version, in the same colour:

[AtW]

Do you really think the worst thing about it, is that it's a Gallardo? Has someone stolen your eyes? It's cat-vomit yellow FFS !!!

Giallo Midas

[Mordac]

Cheap early edition Gallardo

Do you really think the worst thing about it, is that it's a Gallardo? Has someone stolen your eyes? It's cat-vomit yellow FFS !!!

[ladymuck]

I've always considered Lamborghini to be a ladies car.

Love cannonball run!

[wattaj]

But it's the right size for short men with 'issues'

I've always considered Lamborghini to be a ladies car.

[Zigenare]

If you are serious enough to be dabbling and coming to CUK for advice rather than somewhere like Lemonfool you deserve to loose your shirt

I agree. That's why I don't come to CUK for advice. <-- you can have that piece of advice for free.