Reply to: Queue jumping at Waitrose

[ladymuck]

We are fighting two pandemics. Cov19 and stupidity....

Sadly, there's only a slim chance of one of them being cured

[BrilloPad]

I spoke too soon, someone brushed up against someone at the front of the Aldi queue today......

The person immediately spun around and shouted "Hope you die of the virus you fecking chunt."
I heard it from the far end of the car park

There were two more stupid behaviors.... Firstly in the queue they were all stood next to each other chatting like they had no cares in the world.

The second one was when some moron decided to take his young daughter in with him, so loaded her into the trolley.
Wouldn't have been so bad, if unavoidable, but his partner was sat in the car playing on her phone...

I'm convinced we are living in the land of many, many thickos

We are fighting two pandemics. Cov19 and stupidity....

[MrMarkyMark]

I spoke too soon, someone brushed up against someone at the front of the Aldi queue today......

The person immediately spun around and shouted "Hope you die of the virus you fecking chunt."
I heard it from the far end of the car park

There were two more stupid behaviors.... Firstly in the queue they were all stood next to each other chatting like they had no cares in the world.

The second one was when some moron decided to take his young daughter in with him, so loaded her into the trolley.
Wouldn't have been so bad, if unavoidable, but his partner was sat in the car playing on her phone...

I'm convinced we are living in the land of many, many thickos

[DodgyAccountant]

Dividends only considered a general "income" for certain purposes, such as child support, unfortunately.

The law is very inconsistent.

That's the case now (self assessment income used) - used to be a special investigation was needed to include dividends.

[MrMarkyMark]

V2 was well, a V2.

Ended up in front of 3 lady magistrates trying to explain the difference between salary and dividend. Failed miserably.

Had a 6 week all expenses paid holiday in hostel accommodation to consider how I could have done things better.

Best regards

DA

Dividends only considered a general "income" for certain purposes, such as child support, unfortunately.

The law is very inconsistent.

[NotAllThere]

Note before anyone asks AYCOTBAC I only go there as it makes a nice walk out...

Rich people stay rich by not spending money unnecessarily. Aldi and Lidl quality is fine. As good as Waitrose, if not better, just not so prettily packed. (And more poor people...).

[DodgyAccountant]

V2 was well, a V2.

Ended up in front of 3 lady magistrates trying to explain the difference between salary and dividend. Failed miserably.

Had a 6 week all expenses paid holiday in hostel accommodation to consider how I could have done things better.

Best regards

DA

[BrilloPad]

Hi Mr Pad

One woman is enough.
Sometimes more than enough.

Trust all well.

DA

When it comes to marriages, too many is not enough.

That is what MrsBP says. Is she v26 or v27?

[DodgyAccountant]

How is Mistress DA 7.0?

Hi Mr Pad

One woman is enough.
Sometimes more than enough.

Trust all well.

DA

[BrilloPad]

Try 'As Nature Intended' Edgware Road. No security. No queues.

Just need a mortgage to pay for the shopping (doesn't seem to bother Mrs DA v3.0 - no major updates expected).

And be able to avoid the strung-out junkies when you walk outside.

How is Mistress DA 7.0?

[DodgyAccountant]

If its like that at Waitrose, what is it like at Aldi?

Try 'As Nature Intended' Edgware Road. No security. No queues.

Just need a mortgage to pay for the shopping (doesn't seem to bother Mrs DA v3.0 - no major updates expected).

And be able to avoid the strung-out junkies when you walk outside.

[ladymuck]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...2No4w&usqp=CAU

That'll get rid of any problem cyclists

[ladymuck]

Note before anyone asks AYCOTBAC I only go there as it makes a nice walk out...

Feels a bit like the lady doth protest too much

[PurpleGorilla]

What are you packing in the shires Big Boy

More than you!

Lol


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[MrMarkyMark]

If it's like our Aldi there is a person at the door supervising things and everyone is two bollards apart... German efficiency and ruthlessness when a second adult tries to go in.

Note before anyone asks AYCOTBAC I only go there as it makes a nice walk out...

Had to change my mind, as some things are just better.

The ice cream made by Strachans is one of them