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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI spoke too soon, someone brushed up against someone at the front of the Aldi queue today......
The person immediately spun around and shouted "Hope you die of the virus you fecking chunt."
I heard it from the far end of the car park
There were two more stupid behaviors.... Firstly in the queue they were all stood next to each other chatting like they had no cares in the world.
The second one was when some moron decided to take his young daughter in with him, so loaded her into the trolley.
Wouldn't have been so bad, if unavoidable, but his partner was sat in the car playing on her phone...
I'm convinced we are living in the land of many, many thickos
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I spoke too soon, someone brushed up against someone at the front of the Aldi queue today......
The person immediately spun around and shouted "Hope you die of the virus you fecking chunt."
I heard it from the far end of the car park
There were two more stupid behaviors.... Firstly in the queue they were all stood next to each other chatting like they had no cares in the world.
The second one was when some moron decided to take his young daughter in with him, so loaded her into the trolley.
Wouldn't have been so bad, if unavoidable, but his partner was sat in the car playing on her phone...
I'm convinced we are living in the land of many, many thickos
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostDividends only considered a general "income" for certain purposes, such as child support, unfortunately.
The law is very inconsistent.Last edited by DodgyAccountant; 5 April 2020, 08:04.
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Originally posted by DodgyAccountant View PostV2 was well, a V2.
Ended up in front of 3 lady magistrates trying to explain the difference between salary and dividend. Failed miserably.
Had a 6 week all expenses paid holiday in hostel accommodation to consider how I could have done things better.
Best regards
DA
The law is very inconsistent.
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Originally posted by eek View PostNote before anyone asks AYCOTBAC I only go there as it makes a nice walk out...
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V2 was well, a V2.
Ended up in front of 3 lady magistrates trying to explain the difference between salary and dividend. Failed miserably.
Had a 6 week all expenses paid holiday in hostel accommodation to consider how I could have done things better.
Best regards
DA
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow is Mistress DA 7.0?
One woman is enough.
Sometimes more than enough.
Trust all well.
DA
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Originally posted by DodgyAccountant View PostTry 'As Nature Intended' Edgware Road. No security. No queues.
Just need a mortgage to pay for the shopping (doesn't seem to bother Mrs DA v3.0 - no major updates expected).
And be able to avoid the strung-out junkies when you walk outside.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf its like that at Waitrose, what is it like at Aldi?
Just need a mortgage to pay for the shopping (doesn't seem to bother Mrs DA v3.0 - no major updates expected).
And be able to avoid the strung-out junkies when you walk outside.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWhat are you packing in the shires Big Boy
Lol
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Originally posted by eek View PostIf it's like our Aldi there is a person at the door supervising things and everyone is two bollards apart... German efficiency and ruthlessness when a second adult tries to go in.
Note before anyone asks AYCOTBAC I only go there as it makes a nice walk out...
The ice cream made by Strachans is one of them
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