Ok who would like to admit...

[The Lone Gunman]

I've only got a small willy , but I've got a fast bottom

[Cliphead]

OK, I have to admit...

Not bald
Huge knob
Toned muscle
My GF's a babe
Got work for at least a year
And I can play the banjo / guitar / mandolin

Still an ugly fecker though but all the above seem to make the difference.

[Ardesco]

Blokes only trim it to make thier manhood look bigger.

hey peewee to all you trimmers out there

[DaveB]

It's the testosterone, not my fault....

Testosterone make you go bald...

[Francko]

hairy ..

It's the testosterone, not my fault....

[el duder]

Where is the option:

"I have a jungle growing in pants, yet the tree stands way taller than the grass."

basically it seems that most CUK'ers are fat, hairy mothers...

[Francko]

Where is the option:

"I have a jungle growing in pants, yet the tree stands way taller than the grass."

[PRC1964]

I shaved it all once (in preparation for the snip).

I wouldn't again (unless my tubes grow back )

[Spacecadet]

What's the Giant Alien Lizard equivalent of shaving one's genetalia regions?

Anal Douching

[wendigo100]

What's the Giant Alien Lizard equivalent of shaving one's genetalia regions?

[Bagpuss]

SandyDown are you a girl then?

put it away!

[el duder]

I was going to choose option 2, but the dick bit does not apply here

SandyDown are you a girl then?

[Bagpuss]

Hairy Mary! Don't go SandyDown on her

[SandyDown]

I was going to choose option 2, but the dick bit does not apply here

[el duder]

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