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SueEllen replied

23 March 2020, 13:54
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Maccies and Primani shutting may just convince the sheople it's real.

Primani had no customers.

It was apparently safer to be in one than the parks in London.
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LondonManc replied

23 March 2020, 09:27
Maccies and Primani shutting may just convince the sheople it's real.
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NotAllThere replied

22 March 2020, 07:58
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

~~Pay-per~~Paper-view, all proceeds to fund NHS bed rentals.

FTFY.
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Zigenare replied

22 March 2020, 06:27
Originally posted by Albert Pierrepoint View Post

Hangman. Sounds like an interesting contract.

Can I be paid in toilet rolls? Is it IR35 friendly? Will I be guaranteed a minimum amount of work?

Gratis...

"Executioner: Pierrepoint" is an interesting read.
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LondonManc replied

22 March 2020, 01:53
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

It'll be a public hanging, but played behind closed doors...

Pay-per-view, all proceeds to fund NHS bed rentals.
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Mordac replied

21 March 2020, 23:38
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

I was thinking of baiting a toilet roll on the pavement and capturing some innocent wench to liven up the evening

If she's that desperate for a toilet roll, you might want to pass...
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Paddy replied

21 March 2020, 23:32
I was thinking of baiting a toilet roll on the pavement and capturing some innocent wench to liven up the evening
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Mordac replied

21 March 2020, 22:15
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Hangman. Sounds like an interesting contract.

Can I be paid in toilet rolls? Is it IR35 friendly? Will I be guaranteed a minimum amunt of work?

There's bound to be quite a lot of SDC. If you were planning to hang people under your own initiative, it's probably best not to mention that at the interview...
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BrilloPad replied

21 March 2020, 19:21
Hangman. Sounds like an interesting contract.

Can I be paid in toilet rolls? Is it IR35 friendly? Will I be guaranteed a minimum amunt of work?
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ladymuck replied

21 March 2020, 17:02
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

It'll be a public hanging, but played behind closed doors...

Ah...dammit...
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Mordac replied

21 March 2020, 17:00
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

People will always look to steal what is perceived to be of value.

I say string 'em up! We haven't had a good public hanging for 150-odd years!

It'll be a public hanging, but played behind closed doors...
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BR14 replied

21 March 2020, 16:47
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

People will always look to steal what is perceived to be of value.

I say string 'em up! We haven't had a good public hanging for 150-odd years!

you live near tyburn, too, don't you?
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ladymuck replied

21 March 2020, 16:44
People will always look to steal what is perceived to be of value.

I say string 'em up! We haven't had a good public hanging for 150-odd years!
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SueEllen started a topic Yep it's started...

21 March 2020, 15:50
Yep it's started...

People stealing toilet roll and handwash.

Coronavirus: Three arrested after police find stolen hand wash and toilet paper in van | UK News | Sky News
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