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Mordac replied

16 March 2020, 11:10
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I just spent £10k on a become a plumber in a week scheme.

I even registered with the OldGreg Dutch Antilles scheme to take home 86%......

Half of that was on learning Polish.

(And if you had bothered to learn to take cash payments only, you'd be taking home 100%...)
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woohoo replied

16 March 2020, 09:24
Plumbing looks much too hard for me, bending down, picking stuff up, getting dirty.
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ladymuck replied

16 March 2020, 09:10
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

I confess to have watched a few films about becoming a plumber.
It all seemed to involve turning up at the house of an attractive lady when her husband is out.

Ooh matron!
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WTFH replied

16 March 2020, 08:57
I confess to have watched a few films about becoming a plumber.
It all seemed to involve turning up at the house of an attractive lady when her husband is out.
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ladymuck replied

16 March 2020, 07:43
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I just spent £10k on a become a plumber in a week scheme.

I even registered with the OldGreg Dutch Antilles scheme to take home 86%......

Well next time I block the loo with a Richard that's a danger to shipping, I'll give you a call so you can use your newly bought skillz
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BrilloPad replied

16 March 2020, 07:28
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

It not the paper that causes the issues. It's those damn wet wipes people seem to need nowadays for that "fresh" feeling.

I just spent £10k on a become a plumber in a week scheme.

I even registered with the OldGreg Dutch Antilles scheme to take home 86%......
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ladymuck replied

16 March 2020, 07:23
It not the paper that causes the issues. It's those damn wet wipes people seem to need nowadays for that "fresh" feeling.
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BrilloPad started a topic Plan B - becoming a plumber

16 March 2020, 07:11
Plan B - becoming a plumber

When people start flushing all that toilet paper they bought, I will be as minted as DimPrawn!

I might even be able to afford a few more divorces....
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