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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It's illegal to have sex with your aunt, even in Wales.
    That was the only reason I moved there...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    the old ones are always the best....
    But enough about your mother-in-law.

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    He phones them and asks them if they've tried unplugging and plugging in again the USB thingy.
    the old ones are always the best....

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    On the bright side you can pump the MIL if she gives you the come on


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    It's illegal to have sex with your aunt, even in Wales.

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  • GhostofTarbera
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Well my client has done the same......

    Not so sure. Mrs is off sick with dodgy knee (hopefully op next week) and it cant be too long before kids are off. MIL normally spends 2-3 nights a week (to help with childcare).

    They're going to do my chunk in.....
    On the bright side you can pump the MIL if she gives you the come on


    Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    How do you swap keyboards out remotely??
    He phones them and asks them if they've tried unplugging and plugging in again the USB thingy.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Well my client has done the same......

    Not so sure. Mrs is off sick with dodgy knee (hopefully op next week) and it cant be too long before kids are off. MIL normally spends 2-3 nights a week (to help with childcare).

    They're going to do my chunk in.....
    How do you swap keyboards out remotely??

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  • psychocandy
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    Well my client has done the same......

    Not so sure. Mrs is off sick with dodgy knee (hopefully op next week) and it cant be too long before kids are off. MIL normally spends 2-3 nights a week (to help with childcare).

    They're going to do my chunk in.....

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  • GhostofTarbera
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    That was humourous? Seemed a bit preachy to me.
    I just thought it was tulip


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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
    Client has just asked all staff to work remote where possible.

    Whereas I am used to WFH 1 day a week, doing it full time for more than a few days is a different ballgame.

    Useful advice here provided in a humorous way https://mobile.twitter.com/ken_niimu...57554555367425
    That was humourous? Seemed a bit preachy to me.

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  • MPwannadecentincome
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    He's a permatractor. Same thing to him.
    Can you give me a SDS for that so I can challenge that please

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  • MPwannadecentincome
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Staff and contractors?
    yes, though my case is slightly different, as I commute weekly from London to Belgium they have asked me to stay remote completely for 2 weeks and local staff come in on alternate days.

    And today's news is that everyone - staff and contractors - have been put on 3.5 days/week.
    Last edited by MPwannadecentincome; 13 March 2020, 21:48.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Staff and contractors?
    He's a permatractor. Same thing to him.

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
    Client has just asked all staff to work remote where possible.

    Whereas I am used to WFH 1 day a week, doing it full time for more than a few days is a different ballgame.

    Useful advice here provided in a humorous way https://mobile.twitter.com/ken_niimu...57554555367425
    Staff and contractors?

    Leave a comment:

  • MPwannadecentincome
    started a topic Stay away from office for 2 weeks - timely advice

    Stay away from office for 2 weeks - timely advice

    Client has just asked all staff to work remote where possible.

    Whereas I am used to WFH 1 day a week, doing it full time for more than a few days is a different ballgame.

    Useful advice here provided in a humorous way https://mobile.twitter.com/ken_niimu...57554555367425
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