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SallyAnne replied

19 January 2007, 21:30
Originally posted by xoggoth

SA is obese? I fancy her. No decent woman should ever be able to fit on one sofa.

Hmmm - not sure whether to laugh or blush!
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xoggoth replied

19 January 2007, 21:28
SA is obese? I fancy her. No decent woman should ever be able to fit on one sofa.
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To BI or not to BI? replied

19 January 2007, 16:36
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Exactly!

Got another couple of pimps sniffing round me today, so I'm sure i'll get sorted with something.

Pimps always sniff. That's their job. Not a day goes by without one (or two) asking me what my rate is and why can't I tell him/her and how is he/she supposed to get me a job if he/she doesn't know how much I want? Funnily enough, it's all people who do not have a job in the pipeline....

Some of the sniffers actually turn out having a real job, though, so I guess it's worth answering those calls after all
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DimPrawn replied

19 January 2007, 13:07
Where's the pukey icon?
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MarillionFan replied

19 January 2007, 12:58
Do you do that thing in interviews that Bubble Devere does on Little Britain.

"Darling.... lets compromise. You give me the contract and I'll give you something else!!!'

SA pulls off dressing gown!
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SallyAnne replied

19 January 2007, 12:53
Originally posted by MarillionFan

May I suggest you drop your rate SA. 500 quid a day and as many Ginsters as you can eat is bound to get you turned down!!!

I've been on £500 my last 3 gigs!! The job I went for was £550 - they just found someone else a bit better than me, thats all. It happens.

I did apply for a £400 job today though
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realityhack replied

19 January 2007, 12:44
Originally posted by MarillionFan

May I suggest you drop your rate SA. 500 quid a day and as many Ginsters as you can eat is bound to get you turned down!!!

WP alert
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MarillionFan replied

19 January 2007, 12:39
May I suggest you drop your rate SA. 500 quid a day and as many Ginsters as you can eat is bound to get you turned down!!!
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SallyAnne replied

19 January 2007, 11:58
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

1. Who wants to work in Glasgow anyway?
2. It'll save you loads on the new road taxes
3. Use your fiancee's.

Sorted

Next!

Exactly!

Got another couple of pimps sniffing round me today, so I'm sure i'll get sorted with something.
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To BI or not to BI? replied

19 January 2007, 10:31
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I didn't get the job.
I failed my driving test.
I'm running out of cash.

1. Who wants to work in Glasgow anyway?
2. It'll save you loads on the new road taxes
3. Use your fiancee's.

Sorted

Next!
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wendigo100 replied

19 January 2007, 09:49
Originally posted by zeitghost

I like a well built woman...

Plenty to spare for the freezer, eh?
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andy replied

19 January 2007, 09:37
Originally posted by zeitghost

I like a well built woman...

you mean you like meat on the bones
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n5gooner replied

19 January 2007, 09:36
Originally posted by zeitghost

I like a well built woman...

I like slender women...
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DimPrawn replied

19 January 2007, 09:18
Oh SA, how wonderful you are.

If only you weren't obese, I could even fancy you too.
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BillHicksRIP replied

19 January 2007, 03:34
How to put this...SallyAnne has been a really nice person on CUK....
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