Is your cat tracking you?

[BrilloPad]

I used to have a cat.

It died.

The end.

Is that the bedtime story you planned to read to your kids? Lucky you have never found any man silly enough to have children with you....

[ladymuck]

I am always being followed by pussy....

Is that because you smell of fish?

[original PM]

I am always being followed by pussy....

[Zigenare]

I used to have a cat.

It died.

The end.

Thank you Mrs Slocum. Now tell us more about your pussy...

[ladymuck]

I used to have a cat.

It died.

The end.

[AtW]

[Whorty]

I often wake up in the middle of the night and mine is sitting on the bedside table staring at me. I think she's trying to work out if I'm still alive or not, and whether she can start to eat me yet!

I love my cat, but I'm under no illusion that if I die she won't do the dog thing, and sit by my rotting corpse mourning for my death, she'll see me as a food source and tuck in.

[BrilloPad]

Evil little bastards, seems to follow me where ever I go

Mine only follow me when they are hungry.

[SimonMac]

Evil little bastards, seems to follow me where ever I go