Reply to: would you switch to a bra free life?

[Zigenare]

NAT told me after the CUK meet up. Apparently there was a whole hour with just the twon of them.

The biggest CUK love-in since NLUk and PC.....

PS my chat up line these days(only to women I hate) is "would you like a free house"....

Seems to be very effective so far...

[BrilloPad]

How do you know how small his cock is?

Have you been practicing with your chat up lines?

NAT told me after the CUK meet up. Apparently there was a whole hour with just the twon of them.

The biggest CUK love-in since NLUk and PC.....

PS my chat up line these days(only to women I hate) is "would you like a free house"....

[Zigenare]

When it is that small would anyone notice?

How do you know how small his cock is?

Have you been practicing with your chat up lines?

[BrilloPad]

Accidently pull your cock out and wank all over her tits.

When it is that small would anyone notice?

[Zigenare]

Just on this - about to go into a meeting with a geordie lass and she always has them on show - what can I do?

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Accidently pull your cock out and wank all over her tits.

Failing that, open your shirt to the midriff exposing your medallion and chest hair. Just to show solidarity by exposing unnecessary lumps of fatty flesh.

[BrilloPad]

Just on this - about to go into a meeting with a geordie lass and she always has them on show - what can I do?

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Point and shout "you don't get many of those to the pound these days" and snigger like a teenager?

[LondonManc]

You could bore them to death to remove the problem.

Verbal chloroform eh?

[JohntheBike]

Meh - been married for twenty years - no need for any of that!

50 years for me shortly! But Alice Roberts would do something for me!

[original PM]

bromide in your tea

Meh - been married for twenty years - no need for any of that!

[JohntheBike]

Just on this - about to go into a meeting with a geordie lass and she always has them on show - what can I do?

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bromide in your tea

[original PM]

Just on this - about to go into a meeting with a geordie lass and she always has them on show - what can I do?

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[JohntheBike]

You could bore them to death to remove the problem.

that would do nothing to quell the primeval desires. They can be unrequited you know!

[northernladuk]

how are we mortal males supposed to control our primeval desires when faced with any of these ladies?

You could bore them to death to remove the problem.

[LondonManc]

Jesus. If you worked in my office looking like that I wouldn't get a bean of work done and my right arm would look like popeye by the end of the gig.

Confirmed.... once a winker....

[JohntheBike]

Easier to do with smaller boobs than larger ones, or ones that have yet to succumb to gravity.

I personally won't as, as evidenced by the last exhibit, I don't like advertising how cold I am.

how are we mortal males supposed to control our primeval desires when faced with any of these ladies?