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LondonManc replied

27 January 2020, 15:06
I got a steering wheel stuck down my pants once. It was driving me nuts.
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JohntheBike replied

27 January 2020, 14:37
Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

BSP?

British Standard Pipe

odd number of turns
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JohntheBike replied

27 January 2020, 14:36
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

that would have been a metric thread then?

and left hand no doubt!
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Dark Black replied

27 January 2020, 10:14
Coarse thread....

Last edited by Dark Black; 27 January 2020, 10:17.
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DoctorStrangelove replied

26 January 2020, 21:35
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

well, not whitworth anyway

BSP?

British Standard Pipe

Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 26 January 2020, 23:10.
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GhostofTarbera replied

26 January 2020, 21:07
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

No, this isn't mumsnet

Zzzzzzz

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BrilloPad replied

26 January 2020, 21:04
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

No, this isn't mumsnet

Indeed. I asked what to do at CentreParcs and got no amusing responses.....
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ladymuck replied

26 January 2020, 20:53
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

so this is to be a humourless forum for fear we upset some sensitive 'woke' snowflakes then?

bolloks!

No, this isn't mumsnet
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BR14 replied

26 January 2020, 20:47
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Scruff replied

26 January 2020, 20:46
Here's to the memory of Dead-Eye Dick,
The only man with a corkscrew prick.
He spent his life in a fruitless hunt,
To find a girl with a corkscrew xxxx.

At last when he found her,
He dropped stone dead,
For the bloody thing
Had a left hand thread...
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BR14 replied

26 January 2020, 20:26
so this is to be a humourless forum for fear we upset some sensitive 'woke' snowflakes then?

bolloks!
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ladymuck replied

26 January 2020, 20:23
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Oh please! Men cannot abuse women. Women can do what they want to men. Have neither of you heard of #metoo? Note that #hetoo never got off the ground.

Whenever I told men how MrsBP tried to stab me, they were sympathetic. Women always asked what I did to her!

That's why abuse against men needs to be dealt with seriously and not made fun of.

Domestic abuse, irrespective of which gender is the perp and which is the victim, is not acceptable and needs to be called out instead of joked about.

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Are you saying he did not have imperial nuts?

But this is rather funny...

I am now conflicted over whether appreciating the puns is taking away from my mini rant...

Last edited by ladymuck; 26 January 2020, 20:25.
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BR14 replied

26 January 2020, 20:10
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Are you saying he did not have imperial nuts?

well, not whitworth anyway
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BrilloPad replied

26 January 2020, 20:09
Originally posted by vetran View Post

1 in 4 women, 1 in 6 males, lets make fun of it.He may have been an arse but that is no reason to support abuse.

Domestic Abuse Statistics | lwa.org.uk

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Agreed

Oh please! Men cannot abuse women. Women can do what they want to men. Have neither of you heard of #metoo? Note that #hetoo never got off the ground.

Whenever I told men how MrsBP tried to stab me, they were sympathetic. Women always asked what I did to her!
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BrilloPad replied

26 January 2020, 20:06
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

that would have been a metric thread then?

Are you saying he did not have imperial nuts?
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