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BR14, I'm flattered, you keep following me around like a groupie. You can have a pair of my smalls signed, soiled and delivered.
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My guess is something sexual.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI know what I'm wishing for...
The poem I posted is really a string of festive chat up lines and you're welcome to use them at the Christmas party NLUK. Hopefully you won't choke on your steak this time.
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As any parent will know, it's all one big bluff and I don't want to miss out on the excitement and joy on NLUK's little face when he tears off the wrappings of his hundred quid.
LM hasn't grasped the worm on this occasion so I will now observe the unwritten sexual harrassment rule of don't keep plugging away.
In summary, I do as I'm told on the professional boards and although I keep asking for positive discrimination you don't always get what you wish for (I say to those who have my blood on their list).
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Thanks for sitting on my lapOriginally posted by mb31 View PostI've just found out I'm on the good list after sitting on a certain somebody's lap. I've asked for a sticky and a chocolate orange.
I wonder what's on everyone else's list because I could do with some more ideas?
I was just about to wrap a Gorilla referral bonus for NLUK but apparently he was added to the naughty list yesterday.
Sorry about the looks like chocolate sticky situation
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Christmas wish list
I've just found out I'm on the good list after sitting on a certain somebody's lap. I've asked for a sticky and a chocolate orange.
I wonder what's on everyone else's list because I could do with some more ideas?
I was just about to wrap a Gorilla referral bonus for NLUK but apparently he was added to the naughty list yesterday.
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