Christmas wish list

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mb31 replied

8 December 2019, 19:11
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

probably more mundane.
like wishing you'd feck off you boring twat.
or something similar.

BR14, I'm flattered, you keep following me around like a groupie. You can have a pair of my smalls signed, soiled and delivered.
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BR14 replied

8 December 2019, 18:44
Originally posted by mb31 View Post

My guess is something sexual.

probably more mundane.
like wishing you'd feck off you boring twat.
or something similar.

HTH
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Paddy replied

8 December 2019, 18:39
Originally posted by mb31 View Post

My guess is something sexual.

The poem I posted is really a string of festive chat up lines and you're welcome to use them at the Christmas party NLUK. Hopefully you won't choke on your steak this time.
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mb31 replied

8 December 2019, 18:12
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I know what I'm wishing for...

My guess is something sexual.

The poem I posted is really a string of festive chat up lines and you're welcome to use them at the Christmas party NLUK. Hopefully you won't choke on your steak this time.
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BrilloPad replied

8 December 2019, 17:16
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I know what I'm wishing for...

Your JSA application to be approved?
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northernladuk replied

8 December 2019, 17:13
I know what I'm wishing for...
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mb31 replied

8 December 2019, 10:43
As any parent will know, it's all one big bluff and I don't want to miss out on the excitement and joy on NLUK's little face when he tears off the wrappings of his hundred quid.

LM hasn't grasped the worm on this occasion so I will now observe the unwritten sexual harrassment rule of don't keep plugging away.

In summary, I do as I'm told on the professional boards and although I keep asking for positive discrimination you don't always get what you wish for (I say to those who have my blood on their list).
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Zigenare replied

8 December 2019, 04:36
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Anyone else want mb31 banned?

It's going to happen soon enough.
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mb31 replied

7 December 2019, 20:44
I think they'd rather have a selection box.
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BrilloPad replied

7 December 2019, 19:47
Anyone else want mb31 banned?
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Paddy replied

7 December 2019, 19:46
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mb31 replied

7 December 2019, 16:04
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Last edited by mb31; 11 December 2019, 21:46.
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GhostofTarbera replied

7 December 2019, 15:41
Originally posted by mb31 View Post

I've just found out I'm on the good list after sitting on a certain somebody's lap. I've asked for a sticky and a chocolate orange.

I wonder what's on everyone else's list because I could do with some more ideas?

I was just about to wrap a Gorilla referral bonus for NLUK but apparently he was added to the naughty list yesterday.

Thanks for sitting on my lap

Sorry about the looks like chocolate sticky situation

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mb31 started a topic Christmas wish list

7 December 2019, 15:16
Christmas wish list

I've just found out I'm on the good list after sitting on a certain somebody's lap. I've asked for a sticky and a chocolate orange.

I wonder what's on everyone else's list because I could do with some more ideas?

I was just about to wrap a Gorilla referral bonus for NLUK but apparently he was added to the naughty list yesterday.
Tags: mistletoe, unending tedium, wgas