Reply to: The Ignore List

[BrilloPad]

3 out of 4 is not bad. I deserve a job in finance too. I surrender on number 4. How would you get revenge with a trader?

At interview you have to say ignore it. Although I once heard of someone asked what they would do if they had food thrown over them! They said present a dry cleaning bill - good answer.

If you can do saomething personal, then great. e.g. a trader was rude to a friend of mine. The trader sucked his pencil. So the friend took it to the toilets and urinated on it!! After a week he told the other traders.

However my favourite general one is setting up my fax machine to send to a traders line. With auto redial. Stops them earning money. Only thing they understand.

[Buffoon]

How would you get revenge with a trader?

Easy. I used to put any work for them further down my list of things to do. It's more effective when used by the tech support guys to get revenge though.

[Churchill]

Yes.

But it's best to throw away the nasty bits with the hydatid worms in...


HTH.

Fussy bugger!

[Churchill]

Works for me.

Every time.

You can also make a tasty snack from the rest of the horse. Shergar butty, anyone?

[Churchill]

3 out of 4 is not bad. I deserve a job in finance too. I surrender on number 4. How would you get revenge with a trader?

Leave a horses head in his bed.

[Francko]

well he does google - saves me the effort!

maybe I should give him a city interview? I suppose he might google the answers anyway.

1. what is the difference between a future and a forward?
2. what is an option?
3. a trader wants to know the best free porn sites - what web address would you give him?
4. a trader is rude to you. how would you get revenge?

3 out of 4 is not bad. I deserve a job in finance too. I surrender on number 4. How would you get revenge with a trader?

[OwlHoot]

well he does google - saves me the effort!

maybe I should give him a city interview? I suppose he might google the answers anyway.

1. what is the difference between a future and a forward?
2. what is an option?
3. a trader wants to know the best free porn sites - what web address would you give him?
4. a trader is rude to you. how would you get revenge?

Chico probably isn't the only one who'd quite like to know the answers to those.

[Spartacus]

You cannot read this message because Denny is on your ignore list

[Denny]

Consider I ignore most of you anyway, there's no point in putting anyone on my ignore list. To do so might imply that some of you have something meaningful to add to a thread, which might rattle my cage enough to change my views about things - particularly IR35 issues and EB abuses.

I know that this is not the case.

[BillHicksRIP]

There are no good or bad fundamentalists. They both want to make you believe their delusions, by force if necessary.

[xoggoth]

Can't argue a case like a certain person who dismisses 5 specific points with "Rubbish! Christ has pointed us the way" You are a F* irrational total idiot, Chico, the sort who is dragging our society back to the dark ages with your intolerant backward (West Indian is my geuss) brand of so called Christianity.

PS Thank you for reminding us about the ignore list. I will be setting it, I suggest everyone else does the same.

[Buffoon]

* Why and how should I pray? Best to remove your underwear before praying. And flush afterwards

Ah, sounds like someone has found God the same way as me.

That Chico wont give me any guidance in my new found faith. Is that what they teach in his church?

[BillHicksRIP]

Simple really - this atheist dominated board reacts angrily when any devout Christian has an opinion which is based on biblical principles.

...based on fairytales...

Explain dinosaurs Chico.

[sasguru]

FFS Is it fairy tale time again?

[Chico]

If they're all correct please explain their different interpretations of the death and ressurection of Jesus Christ.

Aye? Please clarify.