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Previously on "Moron of the century award"

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    They do have regular patrols. They even have unmarked lorries with cameras.

    Heddlu taught me alot about Welsh. The pronounciation that is. I first called them the head-lu. But dd=th and u=3. So its Heth-le.

    One thing about North Wales. There are signs for Traeth beach all along the coat roads. Traeth must be a very very long place.....
    Yeah, it's twinned with Ausfahrt in Germany!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    You'd be better off in North Wales looking out for Heddlu.

    Though I suppose it's all speed cameras set to 31mph by now.
    They do have regular patrols. They even have unmarked lorries with cameras.

    Heddlu taught me alot about Welsh. The pronounciation that is. I first called them the head-lu. But dd=th and u=3. So its Heth-le.

    One thing about North Wales. There are signs for Traeth beach all along the coat roads. Traeth must be a very very long place.....

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    You'd be better off in North Wales looking out for Heddlu.

    Though I suppose it's all speed cameras set to 31mph by now.
    North Wales Police have got to get their income somehow! Bless 'em!

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    You'd be better off in North Wales looking out for Heddlu.

    Though I suppose it's all speed cameras set to 31mph by now.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Very clever.

    Personally I only know 2 Welsh words. Brown Panda....
    ambiwlans

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    There are more vowels Yng Nghymraeg.
    Very clever.

    Personally I only know 2 Welsh words. Brown Panda....

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    There are more vowels Yng Nghymraeg.
    That reminds me of the time I was invited to play Scrabble in Wales...

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Llareggub!
    Ybbohgnitseretni!

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Llareggub!

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    There are more vowels Yng Nghymraeg.
    I think you know to what I was referring!

    (Bloody clever lizard!)

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    There are more vowels Yng Nghymraeg.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Chicken feed! Come to Wales and earn proper money. Betsi Cadwaladr criticised by Plaid AM over GBP2,000-a-day consultant - BBC News

    And the you see why Wales has no money for dentists or education.

    Don't get me started on the money spent on the Welsh language. That only 19% of Wales speaks....
    What you save on vowels you lose double on consonants!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    About Nest Corporation | About Nest Corporation | Nest Pensions



    Well what a surprise, public sector, tax payer funded, part of the Govt...
    Chicken feed! Come to Wales and earn proper money. Betsi Cadwaladr criticised by Plaid AM over GBP2,000-a-day consultant - BBC News

    And the you see why Wales has no money for dentists or education.

    Don't get me started on the money spent on the Welsh language. That only 19% of Wales speaks....

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Someone got sacked, could not get another job, then claimed they "gave" up their job to join XR.

    Soon as they get another job they will be back on the gravy train...

    He earned a six-figure salary ...
    He handed in his notice at Nest - the National Employment Savings Trust - and told colleagues he was leaving to campaign for the planet.
    About Nest Corporation | About Nest Corporation | Nest Pensions

    As a public corporation Nest Corporation is accountable to Parliament through the Department for Work and Pensions but is generally independent of government in its day-to-day decisions.
    Well what a surprise, public sector, tax payer funded, part of the Govt...

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    There's competition for Camoron and the Blonde Demented One of Downing Street?

    Goodness me.

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