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Previously on "Now England has become a vassal state of Scotland"

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    That's without tongues, isn't it?
    Most assuredly, old chum.

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Only 5 errors in 9 words, well done.
    ??
    you obviously came in late, as usual.
    now sod off back under your rock.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    WTF is a vasile ?
    have you Ever spoken English?
    Only 5 errors in 9 words, well done.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    That's without tongues, isn't it?
    I should hope so! We don't know where BR14 has been! Though I suspect it involved lashing of HP...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Careful, scourer, i know where you'll be in december.
    might have a glesga kiss for you.

    That's without tongues, isn't it?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
    Least the SNP are anti IR35 aren't they?
    While in opposition they are.

    Remember David Gauke volta face on DTA?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Careful, scourer, i know where you'll be in december.
    might have a glesga kiss for you.

    Would be fantastic if you were there. Though please don't travel up by motorbike - be nice for you to arrive in one piece!

    If you attend I will smoother my pie in HP sauce.....

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    Which reminds me. Did you hear about the Scotsman who lost all his luggage at Euston station? The cork fell out of the bottle.....

    Did you hear the one about the Englishman in a Glasgow pub ordering a lager with lime?

    Barman: "Sorry ma man, we don't serve cocktails in here"

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  • BoredBloke
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    Least the SNP are anti IR35 aren't they?

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    Which reminds me. Did you hear about the Scotsman who lost all his luggage at Euston station? The cork fell out of the bottle.....
    Careful, scourer, i know where you'll be in december.
    might have a glesga kiss for you.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    The Scots tried that once before, but the buffet car ran out of Tennents Super just north of Derby...


    Which reminds me. Did you hear about the Scotsman who lost all his luggage at Euston station? The cork fell out of the bottle.....

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The SNP should take over Westminster. And take Scotland out of the UK.

    Scotland is as useful economically as its rugby team.
    The Scots tried that once before, but the buffet car ran out of Tennents Super just north of Derby...

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  • BrilloPad
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    The SNP should take over Westminster. And take Scotland out of the UK.

    Scotland is as useful economically as its rugby team.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Be careful - Scotland is a nuclear armed power.
    What a shame Mrs Krankie can't reach the nuclear button though...

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  • scooterscot
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    Be careful - Scotland is a nuclear armed power.

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