Originally posted by Mordac
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Previously on "Now England has become a vassal state of Scotland"
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Originally posted by BR14 View PostCareful, scourer, i know where you'll be in december.
might have a glesga kiss for you.
If you attend I will smoother my pie in HP sauce.....
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Which reminds me. Did you hear about the Scotsman who lost all his luggage at Euston station? The cork fell out of the bottle.....
Did you hear the one about the Englishman in a Glasgow pub ordering a lager with lime?
Barman: "Sorry ma man, we don't serve cocktails in here"
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostThe Scots tried that once before, but the buffet car ran out of Tennents Super just north of Derby...
Which reminds me. Did you hear about the Scotsman who lost all his luggage at Euston station? The cork fell out of the bottle.....
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The SNP should take over Westminster. And take Scotland out of the UK.
Scotland is as useful economically as its rugby team.
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