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Previously on "Thief taking."
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She was only taking them some jam roly poly. More to martial arts than the Swiss roll.
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Marital arts group? Has NLyUK managed to franchise her model then?
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And she would've got away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky kid!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOne of my sprogs went to their martial art class. Arrived a bit late, disturbed a thief, who, as a result got caught and handed over to the police (who arrived within 5 minutes - this is Switzerland).
Perp was some sixty+ year old woman. Quite sad really - taking on a martial art group.
Anyone got any scooby snacks?
On a serious note, you don't half come out with some tulipe!
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOne of my sprogs went to their martial art class. Arrived a bit late, disturbed a thief, who, as a result got caught and handed over to the police (who arrived within 5 minutes - this is Switzerland).
Perp was some sixty+ year old woman. Quite sad really - taking on a martial art group.
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Thanks for this newsOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostOne of my sprogs went to their martial art class. Arrived a bit late, disturbed a thief, who, as a result got caught and handed over to the police (who arrived within 5 minutes - this is Switzerland).
Perp was some sixty+ year old woman. Quite sad really - taking on a martial art group.
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Thief taking.
One of my sprogs went to their martial art class. Arrived a bit late, disturbed a thief, who, as a result got caught and handed over to the police (who arrived within 5 minutes - this is Switzerland).
Perp was some sixty+ year old woman. Quite sad really - taking on a martial art group.Tags: None
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