Reply to: Letter from Metropolitan Police

[Old Greg]

You? Facts? I don't think you're qualified.

You don't think very much.

[Zigenare]

If I were in a similar situation to your cognitive impairment, I would write a manifesto in green ink denouncing the 'globalist ' Feminazi police and send it to Cressida Dick.

If it were me, I would politely advise them of the facts of the case.

You? Facts? I don't think you're qualified.

[Old Greg]

I arrived home from work to a letter from the Metropolitan Police with a "NOTICE OF INTENDED PROSECUTION"

Stating that "Under section 1 of the Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988, we intend to take proceedings against the driver of the following motor vehicle for the offence alleged below:

Vehicle Make / Registration number: MERCEDES / MY VEHICLE REGISTRATION Number...

blah blah blah at 18:52 hrs on 26/04/2019 at A406, Edmonton, N18."

With a request for driver information and warning me that "This allegation can be supported by credible evidence in court."

Given that the weekend in question, my car was parked outside my house, the registered keeper's address in Manchester, do I respond saying "see you in court", or do I suck Police Cock and tell them that obviously somone has cloned my plates?

What would you do in a similar situation?

Bearing in mind that it is my intention to enjoy my day in court.

If I were in a similar situation to your cognitive impairment, I would write a manifesto in green ink denouncing the 'globalist ' Feminazi police and send it to Cressida Dick.

If it were me, I would politely advise them of the facts of the case.

[Zigenare]

You reckon the culprit is an Essex wide-boy with a spray on then?

On the North Circular in Edmonton, nope.

[NotAllThere]

I'm laying bets that the culprit has a better tan than myself.

You reckon the culprit is an Essex wide-boy with a spray on then?

[BrilloPad]

I knew eventually that once I'd changed my number plate on the Corsa to that of Spods, put on some high heel platform shoes, a fat suit & bald cap, while flicking the bird at every bus lane camera in London he'd eventually get a summons.

He'll never be able to prove it wasn't him

Stick with your current plate. TWUNT1.

[Zigenare]

Of course he can.

I think Alexei might have been responding to you.

[MarillionFan]

You can fit into Corsa now?

Of course he can.

[AtW]

I knew eventually that once I'd changed my number plate on the Corsa to that of Spods, put on some high heel platform shoes, a fat suit & bald cap, while flicking the bird at every bus lane camera in London he'd eventually get a summons.

He'll never be able to prove it wasn't him

You can fit into Corsa now?

[Zigenare]

I knew eventually that once I'd changed my number plate on the Corsa to that of Spods, put on some high heel platform shoes, a fat suit & bald cap, while flicking the bird at every bus lane camera in London he'd eventually get a summons.

He'll never be able to prove it wasn't him

That's it then, I may as well cough to it!

[JohntheBike]

Personally I reckon getting a copy of the photo. Sometimes the make/model are not what the CPS claim - they get the details from the number plate, not from the photo.

What is slightly more difficult is when someone with same make/model clones your plate.

Either way, getting hold of the photo is important.

I do agree though - magistrates are on the side of the police.

"What is slightly more difficult is when someone with same make/model clones your plate" - yes, but there may be some detail differences which might help in identification.

"Either way, getting hold of the photo is important" - absolutely, and it shouldn't increase your costs.

"magistrates are on the side of the police" I agree entirely. But my understanding is, and I stand to be corrected, you can't appeal a judgement from the Magistrate's court. So if the evidence in your favour is irrefutable, be careful of attending a magistrates' court, because they have been known to ignore evidence in favour of the accused and to the benefit of the police.

[MarillionFan]

I knew eventually that once I'd changed my number plate on the Corsa to that of Spods, put on some high heel platform shoes, a fat suit & bald cap, while flicking the bird at every bus lane camera in London he'd eventually get a summons.

He'll never be able to prove it wasn't him

[PhiltheGreek]

They allow posting to CUK from jail?

Not any more. Exposure to Scooter's moronic tooting was determined to be 'cruel and unusual punishment'.

[BrilloPad]

Will you keep us posted please?

They allow posting to CUK from jail?

[Zigenare]

If the driver is Strawberry Blond will you concede defeat?

I'm laying bets that the culprit has a better tan than myself.