Reply to: Petty things that annoy you.....

[BR14]

Developers

[ladymuck]

Jobserve's "Profile" function... They have clearly learned nothing from the CV mangling that iProfile (may they rest in peace) perpetrated upon the World.

Peace is not where I would want iProfile to rest...

[kaiser78]

Project Managers <Powerpoint Monkeys>

Developers who have chips on their shoulders about Project Managers...
Currently working with chippers and chippees.

[wattaj]

Jobserve's "Profile" function... They have clearly learned nothing from the CV mangling that iProfile (may they rest in peace) perpetrated upon the World.

[BrilloPad]

slow walking people
or people walking in front of you who just stop!

Why are you getting too close to people? You should always leave space to stop. Or is that just cars?

[BR14]

Project Managers <Powerpoint Monkeys>

[northernladuk]

It's a bit challenging to wipe it on blinds.

I'm always up for a challenge

[ladymuck]

Have you just copied and pasted those from the ' Basic attributes of the male of the species' book cause all those appear to describe nearly every bloke I know.

Not intentionally! Sadly, I think I'm turning into my mother

[ladymuck]

Yeah, that's what i do. She left out wiping your dick on the curtains after sex though.

It's a bit challenging to wipe it on blinds.

[MonkeysUncle]

slow walking people
or people walking in front of you who just stop!

[MarillionFan]

It's my problem that I think you have a complex? Not really, I barely give this site (and thus it's posters) a second thought when the browser is closed!

Bollocks! You spend most of your spare time fapping over the likes of AtW, Zig and Brillo, you slaaagggggggg!

[SimonMac]

Your problem, not mine.

It's my problem that I think you have a complex? Not really, I barely give this site (and thus it's posters) a second thought when the browser is closed!

[greenlake]

Not being able to get onto the forecourt of the garage even though there are plenty of vacant pumps because the entrance is blocked by people queueing for pumps on a particular side

Hmmmm....inneresting....

Saturday. I go to the local Morrisons to get fuel and there's an almighty queue spilling out onto the main carriageway of the road.

Anyway, 10 minutes later I make it onto the forecourt of the service station to find myself in a queue for one particular side of a line of pumps - there was only one car at the other so I zipped straight in feeling somewhat perplexed by the apparent need of some folks to needlessly be in a queue - though I had my suspicions and these were confirmed by the girl at the till when I went in to pay.

Yes, they were all in that queue because they were all so freakin' USELESS that they couldn't cope with the situation in which the pump is on the opposite side to the filler cap and obviously didn't have the wherewithal to perform the very simple action of pulling the hose round to the other side of the car

[Zigenare]

I've always assume Churchill has suffered short man syndrome, dunno why but just comes across as someone with a Napoleon complex

Your problem, not mine.

[northernladuk]

Yeah, that's what i do. She left out wiping your dick on the curtains after sex though.

I assumed she liked that hence it not being on the list