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Troll replied

2 January 2007, 14:28
Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock

NewsGuy wept and told us
Earth was really dieing
We got Five Years ....
My Brain hurts a lot
Five Years
Thats all we got

It's good news week,
Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere,
Contaminating atmosphere
And blackening the sky,
It's good news week,
Someones found a way to give,
The rotting dead a will to live,
Go on and never die.

Have you heard the news?
What did it say?
Who's won that race?
What's the weather like today?

It's good news week,
Families shake the need for gold,
By stimulating birth control,
We're wanting less to eat.

It's good news week,
Doctors finding many ways,
Of wrapping brains in metal trays,
To keep us from the heat.

It's good news week,
Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere,
Contaminating atmosphere
And blackening the sky,
It's good news week,
Someones found a way to give,
The rotting dead a will to live,
Go on and never die.

Have you heard the news?
What did it say?
Who's won that race?
What's the weather like today?
(what's the weather like today?)

It's good news week,
Families shake the need for gold,
By stimulating birth control,
We're wanting less to eat.

It's good news week,
Doctors finding many ways,
Of wrapping brains in metal trays,
To keep us from the heat.

To keep us from the heat.

To keep us from the heat.
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AlfredJPruffock replied

2 January 2007, 14:15
Originally posted by kramer

can we have good news please... i am already on the edge.

NewsGuy wept and told us
Earth was really dieing
We got Five Years ....
My Brain hurts a lot
Five Years
Thats all we got
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Troll replied

2 January 2007, 13:27
Originally posted by zeitghost

I see from today's Thunderer (The Times for the uninitiated) that our delightful public servants in the HMCR are getting bonus payments for meeting their tax gathering targets.

Look forward to more PAYE and IR35 and personal tax investigations in the coming year.

Though it was ever thus...
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kramer replied

2 January 2007, 13:00
can we have good news please... i am already on the edge.
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DaveB replied

2 January 2007, 12:59
Do try and keep up old chap!

http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread13229.html
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zeitghost started a topic Bonus for getting more tax in...

2 January 2007, 12:57
Bonus for getting more tax in...

I see from today's Thunderer (The Times for the uninitiated) that our delightful public servants in the HMCR are getting bonus payments for meeting their tax gathering targets.

Look forward to more PAYE and IR35 and personal tax investigations in the coming year.

Though it was ever thus...
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