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Gunnery Sergeant Highway replied

3 January 2007, 21:54
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge

If you're suffernig from depression, there's only one real answer.

Get a ******* grip for christ's sake.
The Universe has been around for (what is it? ) about 4 billion years or thereabouts. If you're lucky you'll live to about 90 years and then you'll be dead.
Forever.
If you want to waste that precious few seconds whining about how bad life is, just **** off and jump in a lake. It's miserable twats like you that bring everybody down.
Oh, I'm so sad, I'm so down, blah-de-*******-blah. Grow up and just ******* deal with it.

You are my hero DG.

My only previous attempt to summarise my feelings on depression was when someone asked me if Mrs Highway might be depressed. "Depressed?", I said. "I don't know about that, ******* depressing more like."
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SallyAnne replied

3 January 2007, 21:42
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge

If you're suffernig from depression, there's only one real answer.

Get a ******* grip for christ's sake.
The Universe has been around for (what is it? ) about 4 billion years or thereabouts. If you're lucky you'll live to about 90 years and then you'll be dead.
Forever.
If you want to waste that precious few seconds whining about how bad life is, just **** off and jump in a lake. It's miserable twats like you that bring everybody down.
Oh, I'm so sad, I'm so down, blah-de-*******-blah. Grow up and just ******* deal with it.

(DG in 'more compassionate than usual' mode)

(Note for the hard-of-thinking (although I haven't seen much from chico lately, or atw, hmnn. lover's tryst somewhere?) the above was intended to be humorous)
(Unless ED is really SAS, in which case I meant all of it) (Only joshing).
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Dundeegeorge replied

3 January 2007, 21:34
I think you're all taking the wrong tack here

If you're suffernig from depression, there's only one real answer.

Get a ******* grip for christ's sake.
The Universe has been around for (what is it? ) about 4 billion years or thereabouts. If you're lucky you'll live to about 90 years and then you'll be dead.
Forever.
If you want to waste that precious few seconds whining about how bad life is, just **** off and jump in a lake. It's miserable twats like you that bring everybody down.
Oh, I'm so sad, I'm so down, blah-de-*******-blah. Grow up and just ******* deal with it.

(DG in 'more compassionate than usual' mode)

(Note for the hard-of-thinking (although I haven't seen much from chico lately, or atw, hmnn. lover's tryst somewhere?) the above was intended to be humorous)
(Unless ED is really SAS, in which case I meant all of it) (Only joshing).
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cojak replied

3 January 2007, 20:55
Originally posted by Francko

Anyone has ever thought about this idea? Organising IT courses, exam labs and so on....

Looks like there is still good money in training.....

Make sure that you're not a Learning Direct offshoot/Government sponsored.

The money's sh!t and the clientele are chavs....

You'll need a big slab of money to make it into Business training and Spring and Parity training divisions are currently not the most stable of places to be in at the moment. New Horizons recently went t1ts up owing a lot of freelance trainers a shed load of dosh.

Money in training is to be made in niche areas.

Find yourself a Niche, m'boy and get yerself trained up in Training & Development Management. There's more to Training than just buying in the books from Microsoft and renting a room. (As many orgs are realising...)
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SallyAnne replied

3 January 2007, 10:21
Originally posted by el duder

Is this true Sally?

I wouldn't know - I'm a very happy lady
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threaded replied

3 January 2007, 07:20
Originally posted by el duder

Yes.

Seriously though. I have been suffering with depression for about 6 months now. I cant shake it, so have resigned myself to the fact that im just a miserable git. Takin up smoking as my new years resolution.

Take up cycling. Can't say I've come across many depressed cyclists.
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SallyAnne replied

2 January 2007, 16:47
Originally posted by Churchill

More importantly, please let us know that you're not obese!

Happy New Year btw chubs!

Have you not had your balls snipped yet?
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el duder replied

2 January 2007, 16:45
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Aparently women get depressed if they're not exposed to regular fresh sperm - it might be the same for you guys (with womans stuff)

Is this true Sally?
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Churchill replied

2 January 2007, 16:40
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Kramer - when are you going to admit that you are a lass?!!!!!!

More importantly, please let us know that you're not obese!

Happy New Year btw chubs!
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SallyAnne replied

2 January 2007, 16:10
Originally posted by kramer

i'm a bit down at the moment.... but swimming and working out makes me feel better. So does shopping which is probably a bad thing!
And obviously posting!

Kramer - when are you going to admit that you are a lass?!!!!!!
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Ruprect replied

2 January 2007, 16:07
Originally posted by Ardesco

even though it is classified as a soft drug and not addictive(my arse).

Spoken like a true daily mail reader
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andy replied

2 January 2007, 16:05
Originally posted by SallyAnne

No he ditched her.

Aparently women get depressed if they're not exposed to regular fresh sperm - it might be the same for you guys (with womans stuff)

duder get a contract in a sperm bank if it helps
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SallyAnne replied

2 January 2007, 16:03
Originally posted by andy

or maybe he is depressed after shagging that fat lass

No he ditched her.

Aparently women get depressed if they're not exposed to regular fresh sperm - it might be the same for you guys (with womans stuff)
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el duder replied

2 January 2007, 16:03
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Shagging that fat lass would have perked you up for a bit you know

would it heck.

would have made me worse.

need to shag a nice tight fit, athletic type.
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andy replied

2 January 2007, 16:02
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Shagging that fat lass would have perked you up for a bit you know

or maybe he is depressed after shagging that fat lass
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