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sasguru replied

27 December 2006, 16:25
Originally posted by Mailman

What will they call Iceland once all the ice has melted?

Mailman

The sea.

HTH.
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PerlOfWisdom replied

27 December 2006, 16:14
Originally posted by Mailman

What will they call Iceland once all the ice has melted?

Mailman

Waterland
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Mailman replied

27 December 2006, 15:09
Isnt it rather funny that the mother of the year is a cocain addict!

Mailman
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VectraMan replied

27 December 2006, 14:59
Originally posted by Mailman

What will they call Iceland once all the ice has melted?

Tescos?
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EternalOptimist replied

27 December 2006, 14:41
Originally posted by Mailman

What will they call Iceland once all the ice has melted?

Mailman

EXiseland

maybe we can send all our vat men there

ok I'll get me coat
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threaded replied

27 December 2006, 13:48
Originally posted by Mailman

What will they call Iceland once all the ice has melted?

Mailman

Greenland?
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Mailman replied

27 December 2006, 12:58
What will they call Iceland once all the ice has melted?

Mailman
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AlfredJPruffock replied

27 December 2006, 12:35
Originally posted by Cliphead

Despite the fact that Iceland and Antarctica are both getting colder...

What about Finland?

Why the uneasy silence - its time to speak out.
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Cliphead replied

27 December 2006, 11:59
Originally posted by Mailman

More proof, if it was ever needed, that global warming is upon us!

Mailman

Despite the fact that Iceland and Antarctica are both getting colder...
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Mailman replied

27 December 2006, 11:49
More proof, if it was ever needed, that global warming is upon us!

Mailman
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AlfredJPruffock replied

27 December 2006, 11:09
The Chances of a terror attack over the New Year Period is highly likely, therefore all citizens are requested to leave their passport with the Department of Truth until further notice - this is in the interest of national security.
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DaveB replied

23 December 2006, 11:15
after a period of consultation of course.
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mcquiggd replied

22 December 2006, 23:51
Obviously, what we need is an Identity Card system.
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Troll started a topic The Ministry of Peace

22 December 2006, 23:48
The Ministry of Peace

Sunday 10th Dec
Christmas attack 'highly likely'

The chances of an attempted terror attack over the Christmas period are "highly likely", John Reid has said.

The home secretary told GMTV's Sunday show the terrorist threat facing the UK was "very high indeed"

Friday 22nd Dec
Met chief's terror plot warning

Sir Ian's interview
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair claims the UK is facing an unparalleled and growing threat of a terrorist attack.

However, he said there was "no specific intelligence" about an imminent attack but the threat was "ever present".

...constant war against Eurasia or Eastasia.
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