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  • BR14
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    I find a barnett black widow to be very efficacious, myself

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Trijicon ACOG 35 Dual IR. Will that do?

    .
    what're you going to do? - throw it at them?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Before engaging your company, I need to check your IR35 status.
    Trijicon ACOG 35 Dual IR. Will that do?


    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Have you ever thought any of pscont's suggestions were a good idea?
    Yes, the one where he flounced. That was a good idea.

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    It's freezing. Can we all start burning some tyres to help speed up the process.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    There are too many people on the planet. Until those alive wake up to the fact that fertility must be controlled, things will get worse. Then people will die horrible deaths - lack of water, food, or from pollution.
    Should I stop donating sperm?

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    When I do it for myself, it's just a hobby. When I do it for others, it's work.

    I may be able to help provided you can agree to my company's terms and conditions of contract, the right to substitution, that we can carry out the work in whatever way we feel is appropriate, and, of course, that you can afford our extremely reasonable rate.
    Before engaging your company, I need to check your IR35 status.

    Have you ever thought any of pscont's suggestions were a good idea?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    May be able to help? You are losing your aim, I thought it was guaranteed.
    When I do it for myself, it's just a hobby. When I do it for others, it's work.

    I may be able to help provided you can agree to my company's terms and conditions of contract, the right to substitution, that we can carry out the work in whatever way we feel is appropriate, and, of course, that you can afford our extremely reasonable rate.

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    If you can put the two of them on one of your bikes and send them my way, I may be able to help with the problem.
    May be able to help? You are losing your aim, I thought it was guaranteed.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

    If you can put the two of them on one of your bikes and send them my way, I may be able to help with the problem.

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Only two??

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    There are two many people on the planet. Until those alive wake up to the fact that fertility must be controlled, things will get worse. Then people will die horrible deaths - lack of water, food, or from pollution.
    Only two??

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  • GreenMirror
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    There are too many people on the planet. Until those alive wake up to the fact that fertility must be controlled, things will get worse. Then people will die horrible deaths - lack of water, food, or from pollution.
    Last edited by GreenMirror; 27 November 2018, 13:04.

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  • Hobosapien
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Dover will no longer be a critical port

    The Fens and Broads will be tidal again, the flood plains where all the houses were built cheaply will flood, it's all positive
    Ah, time to resurrect my idea of living on a boat in a field to avoid planning issues. No need to even bother digging a pond to float it in if I get some cheap floodplain land. Prices are bound to sink on this news.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    There will, just that they will be new coastal cites. A smart forward thinking investor might determine where the new coastline is likely to end up and buy the land now to sell at a profit when the new coastline is established. now what could possibly go wrong!
    Dover will no longer be a critical port

    The Fens and Broads will be tidal again, the flood plains where all the houses were built cheaply will flood, it's all positive

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  • Yorkie62
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Sounds great, except no coastal cities will exist to ship goods from/to etc etc.
    There will, just that they will be new coastal cites. A smart forward thinking investor might determine where the new coastline is likely to end up and buy the land now to sell at a profit when the new coastline is established. now what could possibly go wrong!

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