Reply to: The 10 most annoying buzzwords at work

[Lockhouse]

You can't make a statement like that without telling us what the outcome was. Is the database to be upgradated?

The needful doings are this weekend.

[Yorkie62]

Yesterday, I had a meeting to discuss "database upgradation". No comment.

You can't make a statement like that without telling us what the outcome was. Is the database to be upgradated?

[Lockhouse]

Yesterday, I had a meeting to discuss "database upgradation". No comment.

[Lost It]

I was treated to "Go the extra mile" a few days ago. I told them I wouldn't be able to see what I was doing from a mile away.

I think I misunderstood.

[Royston1664]

Bandwidth - Not in the technical sense of the word, but instead when you give someone some work and they claim not to have "sufficient bandwidth" to carry out the task - ie they can't be arsed with the extra work.

[Lance]

" if you're selling those puppies I'll have them both"

Sorry wrong thread - I thought this was the inappropriate behaviour at work thread.

if you're gouing to quote Sid the Sexist at least get it right and give him credit.

"if you're selling those puppies I'll have the one with the pink nose"

[Yorkie62]

" if you're selling those puppies I'll have them both"

Sorry wrong thread - I thought this was the inappropriate behaviour at work thread.

[filthy1980]

"we are where we are"

[Yorkie62]

yeah but you're just a overpaid tax dodging contractor

[jbond007]

dot the i's and cross the t's

[Wilmslow]

Are all your ducks lined up?

[Mordac]

Isn't Frome near Bridgwater?

I tink it's nearer Bath.

[BR14]

I get that every time I slap one of them on the arse by the photocopier.

I get that every time someone slaps me on the arse by the photocopier.
and they wake up in intensive care

[DimPrawn]

Inappropriate behaviour. If i hear that one more time from HR.

I get that every time I slap one of them on the arse by the photocopier.

[woohoo]

Inappropriate behaviour. If i hear that one more time from HR.