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Previously on "Mystic Prawn"
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Hold steady the bulltrap has a little more to run, before the big leg down and into crash territory....
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I'm not going to trust anything said by the servant of Satan. I'll carry on getting my news from that nice honest Mr MurdochWelcome to the world of the Poole Prawning Fleet.
Meet Boathook Bald, crewman, who ended up having to get married to himself-all in the name of tradition.
Meet also Master Miles, Admiral of the Poole Prawning Fleet, who finds himself with a battle on his hands.
Finally, meet The Reverend Michael Grape-a hellfire preacher who believes that prawns are the servants of Satan.
Plus a host of other characters, all of whom consider themselves quite normal-despite what a reader may think.
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According to my sources, the stock market dip is not over, it might rally some, but this is not the bottom of the pit.
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You promised to let us know when Man City were going to self-destruct. I haven't heard a peep from you for 2 years now, so I reckon you're pulling our plonkers...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI will tell you when the current stock market correction / crash has bottomed out and it's safe to re-enter the equities markets.
Standby...don't buy yet.
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I mainly want a second opinion from scooty as a baseline for the opposite of sound financial advice while my assets go to the moon under Prawny's careful custodianship.Originally posted by TwoWolves View PostScooty has bet the house on BTC. I have a wood-store he can live in his old age, in return for chores.
Where do I sign up and what is the monthly fee?
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