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Previously on "How do you do this ?"

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  • malvolio
    replied
    No no no...




    What's the definition of an elephant?











    A mouse designed by committee (or EDS these days...)

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    What type of elephant? Indian, african, white or threaded(sorry mammoth)

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  • wendigo100
    replied
    The Walloon for elephant is very similar to their word for wanker.

    HTH

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  • Zippy
    replied
    And some people think a lot of job ads are made up. Shame on them!

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  • TheOmegaMan
    replied
    By making no trunk calls.

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  • Lucy
    started a topic How do you do this ?

    How do you do this ?

    Some kind of ad

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